# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/301 "2011-12-23T11:55:29Z")
**What’s your supervillainy rampage? Minnesota gays and lesbians are very sorry…** Yeah, sure, gay supervillains _always_ say they’re sorry once they get _caught_! They never seem to be sorry when they’re building that Orbital Rainbow Death Ray though. Or for that matter when they kidnap fundy preachers and turn them into mutated monstrosities, but I’ll give them a pass on that. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/302 "2011-12-23T14:58:04Z")
\*\* Subvert a Movie Title How the Grinrich stole Christmas \*\* Grinrich is subversive. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/303 "2011-12-23T15:48:25Z")
\*\*How did Wikipedia start? How does Wikipedia work? \*\* How will Wikipedia die? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/304 "2011-12-23T23:45:40Z")
\*\*First gay “first kiss” in US Navy happens; world doesn’t end Minnesota gays and lesbians are very sorry… \*\* Ah, the well known homosexual apocalyptic cult of Minnesota. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/305 "2011-12-24T06:17:20Z")
**Coal is dead. Long live … what? The flat earth society** “Perhaps somehow we can harness the power of The Edge of the World in order to generate safe, clean energy for all time!” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/306 "2011-12-24T11:04:28Z")
**"Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!" Okay, so what are the gifts you are giving this year** About to be thrown in the quarry. Come on, let’s go! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/307 "2011-12-24T18:52:56Z")
**Coal is dead. Long live … what? Americans: the most generous people in the world.** Not only do we burn cleaner than coal, we’re also happy to give our lives as an energy supply. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/308 "2011-12-25T05:45:43Z")
**Why do spacecraft have to go through re-entry? Yellow spots on chicken liver (need answer soon)** No, no, it’s a trick! First the aliens colonize chicken liver, then potato salad and pretty soon the entire buffet is at their mercy! Go back!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/309 "2011-12-25T20:08:24Z")
**I made my fiancee cry on Christmas eve. And I enjoyed it. Black Christmas** Yule be sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/310 "2011-12-25T23:42:22Z")
**Movie Plot Question: Your Chance to Be a Hero Cast Iron Frying Pan** For what role? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/311 "2011-12-27T00:37:17Z")
\*\* What are these very tiny bugs? What do you think of these names?\*\* “King” and “Bruno” are kind of silly. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/312 "2011-12-27T16:59:30Z")
\*\*Yet another universe expansion queston “Rats the size of cats” \*\* Um, no, that’s not how it works. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/313 "2011-12-27T17:11:39Z")
**How do Muslim chefs survive Ramadan? What is it with the internet and bacon?** For safe Internet surfing during Ramadan install our handy bacon filter, now downloadable for just $79.99. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/314 "2011-12-27T18:25:28Z")
**How to answer “Do you know how fast you were going?” Nice=Fake** Yeah, tell 'em to go fuck themselves. They’ll appreciate your honesty. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/315 "2011-12-28T00:54:55Z")
\*\*What counts as ‘hate speech’? Cecil Adams isn’t real!!! \*\* Yeah, that counts! Now go wash your mouth with soap. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/316 "2011-12-28T05:14:40Z")
**Who would you choose as benevolent dictator or philosopher king today? Kim Jong-il Is Dead** Yeah, well, he wasn’t my first choice anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/317 "2011-12-28T14:12:13Z")
**How do I keep my small pasta shells from nesting? Mission Impossible** Wait till sequel #23 (“Cuisine Saboteurs”), when Tom Cruise and the rest of the MI team attempt to keep souffles from collapsing and fried eggs from sticking to the pan. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/318 "2011-12-28T14:38:34Z")
\*\*Richard Nixon’s secret gay lover!!! Allan Sherman Reference \*\* So which one was “Muddah” and which was “Faddah?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/319 "2011-12-28T23:24:36Z")
**Orientation of raw egg to crack most efficiently Which came first, the chicken or the egg?** Goddammit, stop screwing around and make my omelet already! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/320 "2011-12-28T23:38:09Z")
\*\*What are some reasons your past relationships failed? Witty Responses To Mother-in-Law \*\* Yeah, that can backfire on you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=17)