# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/321 "2011-12-29T04:26:13Z")
**Waking up in a hospital to the zombie apocalypse – why? Gumbo!** Yeah, Gumbo will do that to ya. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/322 "2011-12-29T09:04:41Z")
**In your humble opinion, how do you tell the difference between men and women? Are you really fat?** **SLAP!** “Yup, girl.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/323 "2011-12-29T15:44:47Z")
\*\*Richard Nixon’s secret gay lover!!! Hello Kevin Bacon! \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/324 "2011-12-29T17:19:59Z")
\*\*So where did I put that $4,000? Amazingly stupid things overheard \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/325 "2011-12-29T18:45:31Z")
\*\* Little shits on a train James Ramseur, one of Bernard Goetz’s shooting victims, is dead\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/326 "2011-12-29T19:25:33Z")
**Hello Kevin Bacon! Crispy Meat, Other than Bacon** That’s all he is to you, a piece of meat? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/327 "2011-12-29T20:41:49Z")
\*\*What are some reasons your past relationships failed? Removing a Toilet \*\* Oddly, none of them wanted to use the litter box. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/328 "2011-12-29T21:51:31Z")
Or, even more oddly, some of them _did_. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/329 "2011-12-29T22:09:20Z")
**Are there evil people? Ask the guy who has been awake for nearly 30 hours** They’re everywhere! There’s one over there. And over there. And…hey wait a minute…YOU’RE evil, aren’t you? AAAAHHHHHHHH :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/330 "2011-12-30T13:42:58Z")
**Honest = Mean Poll: Are you really fat?** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/331 "2011-12-30T21:47:27Z")
**Born & Raised & Living in the USA: If you DESPISED the USA, How would you destroy it? armegeddon** Gotta think big if you want to take down the USA. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/332 "2011-12-30T22:50:53Z")
**What are some things you just can’t live w/o? House Hunting Duds** I wouldn’t dream of going without my top hat and tails, in case I feel like breaking into “Puttin’ On The Ritz” for the Century 21 agent. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/333 "2011-12-31T02:57:43Z")
**One of my cats is broken (funny, not sad) Father’s eulogy** Sad, not funny. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/334 "2011-12-31T07:22:23Z")
**32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle I’ve got 99 cookies** And as the old saying goes, a cookie is worth 325.818 jigsaw puzzle pieces. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/335 "2011-12-31T15:30:45Z")
**I just did the most disgusting thing Death by Farts** :dubious: :eek: Yes, that’s definitely disgusting. \*\* Real alien spacecraft observed- what would happen? armegeddon\*\* They’ll nuke us from orbit. We should never have told them it’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/336 "2011-12-31T15:42:10Z")
\*\*I have a confession y’all … I just did the most disgusting thing Cabela’s, do you care about your customers at all? (BAD experience with meat grinder.) \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/337 "2011-12-31T16:06:18Z")
**I Suspect My Hose is Haunted-Do I Need To Dislose to Realtor? My car died** Coincidence - or is your car haunting your house? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/338 "2011-12-31T16:09:27Z")
**Did my microwave oven kill my guppies? Best (preferably non-stick) frying pan?** That’s the spirit! If life hands you lemons, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/339 "2011-12-31T16:14:37Z")
\*\*Preferential Orgasmic Technique What kind of support can I give my cousin whose wife is in hospital \*\* That is just so wrong. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/340 "2011-12-31T18:51:09Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **I Suspect My Hose is Haunted-Do I Need To Dislose to Realtor? > My car died** > > Coincidence - or is your car haunting your house? Nah, read the first one closer, his hose is haunted, probably his fuel distributor hose. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=18)