# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/341 "2011-12-31T18:53:46Z")
**To My Fellow Dopers: A Humble Yet Simple Request… A Gun For Christmas** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/342 "2011-12-31T19:11:29Z")
**At what point does helping a friend to “hide the body” become illegal? Say I have a Brilliant Web Business Idea–How Do I Proceed??** Yes, at HideTheBody. com we help you hide dead bodies safely and legally. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/343 "2012-01-01T00:18:45Z")
\*\*Tiny things that annoy & irritate to a far greater degree than they should… Ask the domestic violence safe house worker. \*\* “Like, how about when I get home from a hard day’s work and dinner is _not_ on the table!” Why, yes, I _am_ going to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/344 "2012-01-01T07:19:53Z")
**Taco Bell Menu Changes…what??? Is Porridge a Desirable Thing to Eat?** Not if it comes in a taco! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/345 "2012-01-01T08:46:13Z")
\*\*I have a confession y’all … Apparently, I’ve screwed the pooch \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/346 "2012-01-01T12:10:17Z")
**My take on God, if anybody cares. It is not necessary to reject a Creator in order to accept evolution** Uhm yeah, sorry but that’s not even close to an original though. So I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/347 "2012-01-01T17:04:50Z")
**A challenge to my fellow Dopers: the most boring New Year’s Eve. Anthony Weiner wanted a three-way with a woman and a man** **Apparently, I’ve screwed the pooch So, how boring am I? How boring are you?** I think you people are confusing “boring” with “revolting”. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/348 "2012-01-01T18:24:04Z")
**Tiny things that annoy & irritate to a far greater degree than they should… Gee, ya think?** GAAAHHH!!! I HATE THE STUPID PHRASE! IT J Ust… I’m sorry, please, go on. **Amazingly stupid things overheard Happy Birthday, Quasi** Moron, that was three months ago. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/349 "2012-01-02T14:13:25Z")
\*\*Hello Kevin Bacon! Kosher bacon is great! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/350 "2012-01-02T19:59:45Z")
\*\*What’s the last song you heard and hated instantly? Who else is having black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day? \*\* Not me. I instantly hate them. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/351 "2012-01-02T20:25:34Z")
**Pregnant nomad scavenges road kill You want fries and a larger towel with that?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/352 "2012-01-02T21:53:27Z")
**What’s the most effective defense in a war crimes trial? "Rats the size of cats"** Who needs a defense lawyer? Sic 'em, Butch! ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/353 "2012-01-02T22:21:55Z")
Six in a row, but really two pairs: \*\*How would you SAVE America? Bill Maher stirs controversy with Tim Tebow tweet Majority atheist world: How far away are we? What will Obamas second term be like? When Is a Godwin Appropriate My take on God, if anybody cares.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/354 "2012-01-03T00:35:11Z")
**Going for a colonoscopy - what’s it like? Let’s Talk Tipping** It’s customary to give the doc and nurses 15%, but if you really liked the bowel prep, 20% is not out of line. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/355 "2012-01-03T17:47:28Z")
\*\*What do I need to know to be ready to take Calculus? So Confused… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/356 "2012-01-03T19:14:43Z")
\*\*So, who wants to help me surprise my kid? Pedobear heads to a bowl game \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/357 "2012-01-03T19:23:30Z")
**Have you ever eaten anything larger than your head[read qualifiers) I bought a Shun knife** That’s a start. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/358 "2012-01-03T19:36:37Z")
\*\*Apparently, I’m more attractive in some cities So what’s it like where you live? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/359 "2012-01-03T22:42:22Z")
\*\*Migraine people, talk to me What, exactly, makes your SO special? \*\* She keeps the room dark and the neighbors quiet. \*\* Sitting in a college cafeteria and… Will this persecution never end?\*\* Whoa, I’m just busing empty trays here. if you want to keep yours, feel free. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/360 "2012-01-04T02:52:45Z")
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