# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/361 "2012-01-04T05:40:40Z")
\*\*Sitting in a college cafeteria and… Poppin’ a zit like a boss! \*\* That’s gross, stop it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/362 "2012-01-04T09:46:41Z")
\*\*You know who else stopped religious fundamentalists attacking women? Little shits on a train \*\* You _could_ be nicer to them given the circumstances. **Signs that you are nuts I’ll have a Santorum Salad, extra froth please** Well, either nuts or possessing really poor taste. \*\*Should the TSA have to be “consistent”? Did I say Iraq? I meant Iran! \*\* Make up your _mind_. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/363 "2012-01-04T09:55:27Z")
\*\*What, exactly, makes your SO special? Vampires, crosses, and hate speech \*\* Interesting partner choice, there, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/364 "2012-01-04T11:10:09Z")
**Most salacious biography/autobiography? Poo Trap!** Tigger’s tell-all autobiography with less than kind words for Winnie. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/365 "2012-01-04T13:13:24Z")
\*\*Preferential Orgasmic Technique Any vacuum pump experts? I’m looking for advice. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/366 "2012-01-04T16:20:26Z")
**Are Doctors Required to record the exact minute a baby is born? Origin of the phrase “the shit has hit the fan”** “12:24 a.m. Baby Bundy is born. The shit has hit the fan.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/367 "2012-01-04T17:59:08Z")
**Car behaving strangely, suddenly, … Would you get rid of your car to make your workplace peaceful?** No way! If the engine revs unexpectedly during meetings, that’s none of your business. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/368 "2012-01-04T18:12:00Z")
\*\*Non-Americans: If I say “The Civil War”, what do you think of? Typical SDMB Threads \*\* Oh, come on, it’s not that bad here. Well, maybe some of the threads in the Pit… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/369 "2012-01-04T20:36:06Z")
\*\*Vampires, crosses, and hate speech Signs that you are nuts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/370 "2012-01-04T21:39:54Z")
\*\*Kosher bacon is great! Hello, Kevin Bacon!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/371 "2012-01-04T22:07:28Z")
**USA: What do you think the GOP/right-wing platform really is? armegeddon** ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/372 "2012-01-05T00:06:00Z")
\*\*HOLY CRAP! There was just a bald eagle on our back fence! Well, that’ll teach you to lie to the police \*\* Big Brother \*is \*everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/373 "2012-01-05T06:52:42Z")
\*\*Funny stuff that just popped into your head “Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/374 "2012-01-05T07:16:06Z")
**How will Hitler be viewed 500 years from now? Greatest U.S. Peacetime President?** You think education is shoddy _now_… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/375 "2012-01-05T10:49:30Z")
**Is Tim Tebow a US Citizen? Schrodinger’s Cat** He’s both a citizen and a non citizen until you open the box. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/376 "2012-01-05T13:57:33Z")
\*\* Migraine people, talk to me Greatest U.S. Peacetime President? \*\* Teddy Roosevelt. He spoke softly and didn’t whack things with the big stick. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/377 "2012-01-05T14:38:22Z")
\*\*Bulimia question Is a Reuben sandwich kosher? \*\* I don’t think it’s kosher to eat non-kosher food, even if you plan to barf it up. \*\*Tiny things that annoy & irritate to a far greater degree than they should… Your inappropriate thoughts/responses here Sitting in a college cafeteria and… Poppin’ a zit like a boss! \*\* Please! I’m eating Reuben sandwich here. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/378 "2012-01-05T15:12:12Z")
**Going for a colonoscopy - what’s it like? Any vacuum pump experts? I’m looking for advice.** Yow! Find another doctor, is \*my \*advice. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/379 "2012-01-05T15:25:41Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > **Going for a colonoscopy - what’s it like? > Any vacuum pump experts? I’m looking for advice.** > > Yow! Find another doctor, is \*my \*advice. “It’s our new colonoscopy method! Instead of poking an endoscope _inside_ you to look around, we just suck everything _inside out_ so we can examine it in the open! Mister Smith? Where are you going Mister Smith?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/380 "2012-01-05T19:45:13Z")
**Poppin’ a zit like a boss! How Commonplace Is Bathroom Reading?** Personally, I prefer “Poopin’ Up A Storm!”, “Pee Me A River!” or maybe just a good Tom Clancy novel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=20)