# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/381 "2012-01-06T00:18:32Z")
**Kosher Sex Toys?! So, who wants to help me surprise my kid?** That, again, is just wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/382 "2012-01-06T00:45:11Z")
**What killed my phone? My computer doesn’t like my iPod** Sometimes, when new appliances are brought into a one-appliance household, things can get nasty… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/383 "2012-01-06T01:38:20Z")
**A little assistance with a teething infant … PLEASE!!! Get off his nuts already!** Yeah, that might be a good start. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/384 "2012-01-06T13:39:54Z")
\*\*Cheesy Porno Soundtracks. Wait, that’s a cover song?? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/385 "2012-01-06T14:06:20Z")
**Poll: Do you pick your nose? Any Dopers use the FlipFold?** I hear most are opting for the vacuum pump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/386 "2012-01-06T14:40:30Z")
\*\*Santorum’s wife had an abortion?!? Santorum doesn’t think people should use birth control, even married couples! \*\* Well, if you outlaw birth control, having abortions should be legal. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/387 "2012-01-06T16:25:14Z")
\*_Do you pick your nose? What do you put on bagels? \*\* I_ thought \*that cream cheese tasted funny! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/388 "2012-01-06T18:49:07Z")
**Cursing without cussing? Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry** “To the quarry with you!” “Quarry’s bells!” Sorry, that’s kinda lame. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/389 "2012-01-06T21:20:12Z")
**Scaling a mountainside without ropes, climbing tools (Incredible 60 Minutes feature) Wait, that’s not real?** Stupid CGI! Fooled again! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/390 "2012-01-07T00:55:05Z")
**Restaurants in Chapel Hill, NC How often do you get sick?** Hardly ever, since I stopped going to the Norovirus Grill. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/391 "2012-01-07T01:08:29Z")
**My 24 yo daughter is dating a 56 yo man Get off his nuts already!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/392 "2012-01-07T05:06:41Z")
\*\*What do you put on bagels? Donuts \*\* I wasn’t fat enough already, so I invented the bagel-donut double whammy. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/393 "2012-01-07T07:46:25Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*What do you put on bagels? > Donuts \*\* > > I wasn’t fat enough already, so I invented the bagel-donut double whammy. I laughed pretty good over this one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/394 "2012-01-07T10:12:55Z")
**You’re the last human on Earth. Now what? Will this persecution never end?** That’s not fair. That’s not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed…! That’s not fair! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/395 "2012-01-07T17:21:05Z")
**Acceptance of Homosexuality leads to the Collapse of Civilization? Santorum and the Slippery Slope** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/396 "2012-01-07T18:29:44Z")
\*\* “Eat It All Now!” Packaging Santorum’s wife had an abortion?!?\*\* It’s better than eating all the santorum. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/397 "2012-01-08T00:47:51Z")
**Asexual? Or just projecting? Santorum and the Slippery Slope** After Rick gets in, no more sex for _you_. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/398 "2012-01-08T03:32:18Z")
**Jesus Could Not Rise If He Was Dead Asexual? Or just projecting?** Well, that depends on whether or not rigor mortis affects certain body parts… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/399 "2012-01-08T04:08:29Z")
**Sports for people suck at sports Do you pick your nose?** Oh, dear, I can’t see that ever really becoming an Olympic event . . . ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/400 "2012-01-08T04:12:09Z")
**What’s the last song you heard and liked instantly? Cheesy Porno Soundtracks.** More specific please. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=21)