# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/401 "2012-01-08T04:33:06Z")
\*\*Sitting in a college cafeteria and… January’s big fat weight loss thread \*\* For my New Year’s resolution I am spending _less_ time in cafeterias. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/402 "2012-01-08T04:55:55Z")
(in new posts) \*\*A broken digital clock is… \*\* _by Digital is the new Analog_ A broken digital clock is anolog. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/403 "2012-01-09T11:22:04Z")
**"Finding Bigfoot" Wait, that’s real?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/404 "2012-01-09T12:42:07Z")
Separated by two, but I couldn’t resist: \*\* So what’s happening now that gays can serve openly in the US military? If an Nimitz class aircraft carrier was found in a cornfield in Kansas… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/405 "2012-01-09T12:48:26Z")
\*\*What Will “Post-Imperial” America Be Like? Differing Libidos \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/406 "2012-01-09T12:54:50Z")
\*\*I think I’m weird because I think \_\_\_ is hot. “Finding Bigfoot” \*\* You know what they say about big feet… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/407 "2012-01-09T12:56:25Z")
\*\*You’re the last human on Earth. Now what? Is it just me… \*\* Yup. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/408 "2012-01-09T13:33:42Z")
**My eating habits re sweets Too much protein?!** Easily solved, just switch from Almond Joy to Lifesavers. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/409 "2012-01-09T16:24:18Z")
**Taking the Fifth - in real life. Wildebeests in China** “I didn’t eat that plant, nobody saw me, and you can’t prove a thing.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/410 "2012-01-09T18:13:27Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Separated by two, but I couldn’t resist: > > \*\* So what’s happening now that gays can serve openly in the US military? > > If an Nimitz class aircraft carrier was found in a cornfield in Kansas… > > \*\* _Now_ these two truly are sequential. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/411 "2012-01-09T20:37:01Z")
**Don’t you have a girlfriend? Recommend a table saw** Breaking up is hard to do. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/412 "2012-01-09T22:56:09Z")
**My meeting with Claude Debussy What was the first word?** \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/413 "2012-01-09T23:52:30Z")
**How long have YOU been ignored on the web? They have to notice a skeleton with a sling, a cigar, and a tinfoil fedora, right? Right?** Notice? Probably. Accept your friend request? I’d have to think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/414 "2012-01-10T00:16:09Z")
\*\*Tell me about living in Cleveland. money marriage and jobs !! \*\* Whoohoo! I’m going! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/415 "2012-01-10T04:11:58Z")
\*\*Do you pick your nose? “Eat it all now!” packaging \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/416 "2012-01-10T07:44:01Z")
\*\*HOLY CRAP! There was just a bald eagle on our back fence! The Feeling of Being Exactly Where You Are Supposed to Be \*\* There is a fence in here. I’m sitting. Life is good. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/417 "2012-01-10T13:26:45Z")
\*\*How long have YOU been ignored on the web? Scalar weapons now a reality \*\* The Fools! They thought they could ignore me! Now I shall show them all! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/418 "2012-01-10T15:13:32Z")
\*\*Elections Don’t Exist I’m sorry…? \*\* My reaction exactly. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/419 "2012-01-10T15:35:39Z")
\*\*Darth Vader Burgers have black buns When You Realize You’re a Hopeless Geek \*\* \*\* So, who wants to help me surprise my kid? Parents inadvertently scare you for life? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/420 "2012-01-10T16:09:32Z")
**Fun/Original/Entertaining Bachelor Party ideas? They have to notice a skeleton with a sling, a cigar, and a tinfoil fedora, right? Right?** “Hey, what’s up with the skeleton? Where’s the stripper??” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=22)