# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 23

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/441 "2012-01-12T18:42:35Z")

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**What does “1% juice” mean?  
Why do big swallows hurt going down**

I try to avoid the “1% juice, 99% sulfuric acid” blends.

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**Author:** ![RoeCocoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@RoeCocoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoeCocoa)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/442 "2012-01-13T00:35:38Z")

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Triple score!

**How long have YOU been ignored on the web?  
Moved: Raging. Insatiable. Self-pity.  
Moved: How to date - for clueless people, by a clueless person**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/443 "2012-01-13T04:24:20Z")

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**10 predictions from 1900 which came true…  
Boners!**

Yeah, but… not that hard to predict, was it?

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/444 "2012-01-13T10:46:01Z")

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\*\*Not all Christians are assholes  
My meeting with Claude Debussy  
\*\*  
But is Camille Saint-Saens an asshole?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/445 "2012-01-13T13:11:29Z")

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\*\*10 predictions from 1900 which came true…

When You Realize You’re a Hopeless Geek

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/446 "2012-01-13T14:06:51Z")

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**Bad news for retirees who hate the south  
Boners!**

On the other hand, it might just be the early stages of rigor mortis.

> [@Walther\_Ego](#):
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> \*\*Not all Christians are assholes  
> My meeting with Claude Debussy  
> \*\*  
> But is Camille Saint-Saens an asshole?

Actually, yes (he walked out of the premiere of _The Rite Of Spring_). 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/447 "2012-01-13T16:03:28Z")

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**Can a highly educated person do exceptionally well and advance in a low education, low training job?  
Taliban Terrorists**

Advancement is possible; the long-term outlook is somewhat fragmented.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/448 "2012-01-13T16:47:53Z")

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\*\*How do Private Equity funds make money by closing businesses?  
Stolen Property \*\*

1. Close a business
2. Steal all their computers, staplers, and ergonomic chairs
3. Profit!!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/449 "2012-01-13T21:24:33Z")

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**I think Mitt’s going to regret pissing off Gingrich  
What did Mitt do?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/450 "2012-01-14T01:48:01Z")

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**I have…  
Sympathy for Lobsters?**

Yes, that.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/451 "2012-01-14T21:58:23Z")

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**i am live in fear  
Exams started today…oh shit.**

English I fear I will fail.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/452 "2012-01-15T02:56:35Z")

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**The worst part of treating bipolar disorder with CBT…  
Why treat mental illnesses that you don’t suffer from?**

Got a crush on that cute pharmacist, huh?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/453 "2012-01-15T16:14:05Z")

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**Simple Pitting of my Dear Husband  
Good Riddance Warren Jeffs**

It’s not going to be simple figuring out which wife is doing the pitting.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/454 "2012-01-15T19:47:11Z")

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\*\*The US Medal of Valor a Satanic pentagram?

Poll: How many different prescription meds do you take?\*\*

Not enough obviously.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/455 "2012-01-15T21:37:26Z")

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**Not speaking to police period  
My boyfriend is on drugs (may be long, rambling)**

Yeah, it’s probably best that he keep his mouth shut.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/456 "2012-01-15T23:34:23Z")

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**What is the evidence for the big bang.  
Asexual? Or just projecting?**

I swear, my neighbor is a total slut who had this _huuuge_ orgy!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/457 "2012-01-16T12:27:32Z")

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**What are your predictions for 2112?  
US caste system**

I guess this means that you’re predicting that the Republicans will have a good next 100 years?

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/458 "2012-01-16T14:44:27Z")

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New posts:

\*\*US caste system  
People who Say the Moon Landing was Faked \*\*

I say we put them at the bottom.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/459 "2012-01-16T16:38:22Z")

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**What are your favorite SDMB expressions?  
Pre-poll collection of annoying SDMB expressions**

Dang, you’ve taken away all my favorites!

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/460 "2012-01-16T19:06:29Z")

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\*\* I have…

Six baby pandas \*\*

Awww. Can I have one?

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