# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/461 "2012-01-16T20:27:28Z")
**Who killed Jesus? The Fish House - Fried Shrimp** He shoulda known shrimp aren’t kosher. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/462 "2012-01-16T20:41:49Z")
At this moment, MPSIMS is a wondrous place for sequential thread titles. Here’s the best three pair: \*\*The perks of poverty. Friends and family dont visit \*\* You take your silver linings where you can get them. \*\* Dogs Now Welcome at KC domestic violence shelter after dog saves woman from abuser URGENT!! Can Anyone Help Get a Dog to Her New Home? \*\* Don’t leave this woman without her canine protector! \*\*January’s big fat weight loss thread Easter candy is out, and it’s not even Valentine’s Day! \*\* Lotsa luck, y’all… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/463 "2012-01-16T20:49:36Z")
**Is it true that some people just CANNOT lose weight? Accounts of guilt-wracked men who weren’t drafted in US wars?** Sorry fatty, but no way are you going to be fighting for us. Now now, don’t cry. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/464 "2012-01-16T22:17:30Z")
\*\*What is cohabitation? Big Bones \*\* You mean, big bones while living together. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/465 "2012-01-16T23:53:02Z")
**What are your most extreme, honestly held views? How Do You Feel About Your Home Security System?** It’s the tool of Satan! The government is spying on me through my smoke detectors! Honest!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/466 "2012-01-17T18:50:13Z")
\*\* I have… 99 rejected Cosmo story ideas \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/467 "2012-01-17T20:39:54Z")
\*\*Why is prostitution illegal? Can we please, please go back to using the word “men” in its gender-inclusive sense? \*\* ::Sigh::. okay. “Why is it forbidden for Man to prostitute himself?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/468 "2012-01-17T20:47:05Z")
\*\* Why on Earth does anyone use vi? Viva Las Vegas \*\* Cause “Va Las Vegas” sounds stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/469 "2012-01-17T21:06:53Z")
\*\*Can/Do police officers abuse their position to get dates with women? Big Bones \*\* ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/470 "2012-01-18T01:07:33Z")
**How was your day my friends?** **…I have** **Public puking stories** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/471 "2012-01-18T01:45:37Z")
**In your nation/culture, how taboo would it be to name your baby Jesus? Problems I’m really glad I don’t have.** Well, aren’t you the smug one, Mrs. Goldberg. ---
**Author:** ![RoeCocoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@RoeCocoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoeCocoa)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/472 "2012-01-18T04:01:08Z")
\*\*Things You Can Do With Buttocks Rescuer shoots out car window underwater to save trapped children \*\* Impressive! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/473 "2012-01-18T12:34:49Z")
\*\* Poetry & Movies Collide Condoms required if on film \*\* Practice Safe Slams! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/474 "2012-01-18T13:40:02Z")
**Eating with your hands. Condoms required if on film** “Debbie Does Finger Foods” would’ve been better without that silly rule. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/475 "2012-01-18T18:37:41Z")
**Shit homophobic people say How’s the weather in Seattle right now?** 😕 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/476 "2012-01-18T21:07:11Z")
\*\* The President sends 90th birthday greetings to Betty White Things You Can Do With Buttocks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Library\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@Library\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library_Boy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/477 "2012-01-19T00:59:28Z")
**I Have … Big Fake Boobs** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/478 "2012-01-19T03:37:06Z")
\*\*How’s the weather in Seattle right now? lost NO I KILLED MY SUNSHINE !!! \*\* You did that? The population of Seattle wants a word with you… \*\*Yay! I’m finally going to the Grand Canyon- what exciting things should I do? Divorce, foreclosure, credit ratings and other fun stuff \*\* It’s the new “My life is in a gigantic hole in the ground” themed scenic tour. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/479 "2012-01-19T03:47:20Z")
**Portmanteau you invented Bedbugs!** Bzzzz. Not even close. Try again. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/480 "2012-01-19T04:25:34Z")
**What is the evidence for the big bang. Creationism** Uhm…what? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=25)