# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/481 "2012-01-19T12:31:12Z")
\*\* The President sends 90th birthday greetings to Betty White Greetings \*\* That’s probably what it looked like, too. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/482 "2012-01-19T13:41:08Z")
\*\*Non-US Dopers: What Does Your Culture/Language Call Baby Teeth? Big fake boobs \*\* Well _that_ could get awkward. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/483 "2012-01-19T16:15:06Z")
**Three Coke Zero’s per day. Excessive? Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months** Considering he only weighed 180 to start with, maybe he should’ve stuck with two Coke Zeros per day. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/484 "2012-01-19T18:02:10Z")
**I was assaulted yesterday Things You Can Do With Buttocks** But probably shouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/485 "2012-01-19T21:22:04Z")
\*\*I was assaulted yesterday This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife \*\* You got lucky, but the killer struck again. \*\* Geohot and the cracking of the PS3. Fair to hack your own system? Because he’s black of course! \*\* Console hacking is merely fair payback for centuries of racial oppression! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/486 "2012-01-20T03:34:04Z")
**Who killed Jesus? Chicago Tourists** Well, at least they didn’t ask for ketchup on their hot dog. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/487 "2012-01-20T10:54:25Z")
**Worst technical screwup you’ve seen on TV Bruce Lee “put balls” on Chinese men!?!?!** I feel bad that the guy who accidentally put in the Bruce Lee porn movie got fired. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/488 "2012-01-20T13:41:34Z")
\*\*What all is contained inside a scrotum? Bootle fed Baby milk formula \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/489 "2012-01-20T14:43:17Z")
\*\*What all is contained inside a scrotum? Modern Alchemy. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/490 "2012-01-20T15:17:41Z")
**Any Dopers have experience with frozen shoulder? Your experiences with profanity in the classroom.** “Fuck this shoulder! Oh shit, sorry kids…I mean…damn.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/491 "2012-01-20T16:28:31Z")
\*\*Footwear at home Big fake boobs \*\* The ultimate in tacky footwear. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/492 "2012-01-20T18:15:42Z")
\*\* What are your most extreme, honestly held views? Big fake boobs \*\* …and I honestly hold them as often as possible. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/493 "2012-01-20T18:35:30Z")
**Friends don’t let friends… Make up fun facts that can’t be disproven while Wikipedia is down** “Let it go bro, it ain’t worth it. The protest’s over in two hours, and where’s your zombie flying squirrel story then, huh?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/494 "2012-01-20T18:58:36Z")
\*\*What is the best remedy for foot cramps? Big fake boobs \*\* Yeah, but just because they cause you to spend more time on your back. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/495 "2012-01-20T22:29:01Z")
**How to get immediate attention from people SOPA is DEAD!!** OMIGOD! Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/496 "2012-01-21T00:00:19Z")
\*\*Can Gingrich Be Serious? Your Presidential Soulmate \*\* Sorry, I’m insisting on an “open” campaign. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/497 "2012-01-21T01:17:42Z")
\*\* When you got your cell phone, how did you decide… How to Quickly and Safely Break a Window \*\* Easy…it was a disposable phone, the battery died, and I hate my neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/498 "2012-01-21T07:25:42Z")
\*\*What do you do when you need reassurance? Big fake boobs \*\* Um. Maybe a nice big slice of chocolate cake would be better than elective surgery, just saying… ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/499 "2012-01-21T09:25:08Z")
**Video: “Right Hand Masturbation Caused Facial Distortion” - Probably NSFW** **And Here We Have A New MMP** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/500 "2012-01-21T13:55:45Z")
**What all is contained inside a scrotum? Text messages that re-send themselves** …again and again… building up pressure… until eventually it becomes too much, and they ejaculate forth in a big splurge of icky goo. The medical term for this phenomenon is a “Twitter feed”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=26)