# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/501 "2012-01-21T16:42:01Z")
**I hereby tender my candidacy, and initiate my campaign for the Presidency of the United States. This is why you wear a hard hat** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/502 "2012-01-21T18:07:55Z")
**Fox News Article: “Newt Gingrich’s three marriages mean he might make a strong president – really” Newt will win big in SC today Can Gingrich Be Serious?** Looks like it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/503 "2012-01-21T22:55:35Z")
**The things we love that may soon be ‘innovated’ out of existence… So Cops Have These Things Now…** _Don’t innovate that joint, my friend Pass it over to me_ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/504 "2012-01-22T09:30:57Z")
**Weird compliments you’ve received. Newt Gingrinch Totally Looks Like Dwight Schrute!** I don’t know if Newt would consider that a compliment or not. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/505 "2012-01-22T18:06:56Z")
**The things we love that may soon be ‘innovated’ out of existence… Bedbugs!** Noooo!!! What’s next for chrissake, fleas and lice? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/506 "2012-01-22T19:44:38Z")
**What’s for lunch? Girl genius** Oh goodie. Brain food. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2012, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/507 "2012-01-23T09:33:29Z")
\*\*Men who abuse young boys sexually are not homosexuals - Valid argument? Catholics aren’t really Christian? Huh? \*\* In other news: The widely held belief that bears eliminate their wastes primarily in wooden areas has been dramatically \*disproved \*by recent studies. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/508 "2012-01-23T12:56:11Z")
**Weird compliments you’ve received. 26 inches of rubbery goodness!** Honey, I’m sure it’s quite large, but I really don’t think it’s that long. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/509 "2012-01-23T13:58:31Z")
\*\*The How I Feel About Being Circumcised Thread that doesn’t activate trust issues 26 inches of rubbery goodness! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/510 "2012-01-23T17:47:48Z")
\*\*What’s the last lie you told? 26 inches of rubbery goodness! \*\* What can I say, it got her in the taxi. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/511 "2012-01-23T18:57:49Z")
**A Good Wedding Needs a Strong Pianist How important is it to have a strong knowledge of history?** “♪ In Four-teen Hun-dred Nine-ty Two Co-lum-bus sailed the o-cean blue” ♫ Uh, all we wanted was “Here Comes The Bride” ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/512 "2012-01-24T07:03:38Z")
**"Oh, the pain, the pain . . ." Lost in Space’s Dick Tufield, 1926 - 2012 Killing off a character** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/513 "2012-01-24T07:22:20Z")
**Big fake boobs Yay! I’m finally going to the Grand Canyon- what exciting things should I do?** Well, what ever you do, don’t try to tear them apart like the guys in porn flicks. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/514 "2012-01-24T18:46:45Z")
\*\*2011 Oscar nominations Think of a famous person. Right now, go! \*\* So \*that \*is how it works… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/515 "2012-01-24T19:18:23Z")
\*\*“Whacha got back there, ma’am…?” We Have Pigeon Eggs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/516 "2012-01-24T20:41:39Z")
\*\*Predators extinct in the future? What are 10 good reasons to go vegan? \*\* That’s one of them right there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/517 "2012-01-24T20:42:18Z")
**Poll: I say “Germany.” What’s the first thing you think of? Gosh, I wonder if we will have a War** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/518 "2012-01-24T23:41:58Z")
\*\*Calling unknown numbers back Ladies: Should I call, text, or email for a second date? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/519 "2012-01-25T04:07:47Z")
\*\*Eve vs. Glurge, part VI Every Animal Death Match \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/520 "2012-01-25T07:24:13Z")
\*\*Things to do in Montreal I’m In A Class-Action Suit Again! \*\* If you really want to enjoy Montreal, reserve a lot of time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=27)