# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 27

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/521 "2012-01-25T11:06:37Z")

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New posts:

\*\*Help a Middle Aged Fart Understand Twitter  
Family Feud getting nasty.  
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No, I’m staying out of this one.

\*\*What is love?  
Metalheads, a question about Judas Priest \*\*

I took the city 'bout 1 A.M., loaded, loaded  
I’m all geared up to score again, loaded, loaded

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/522 "2012-01-25T11:28:17Z")

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**The things we love that may soon be ‘innovated’ out of existence…  
Spending my birthday with Working Girls**

Yeah, once holodecks are common prostitution will become a thing of the past.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/523 "2012-01-25T12:48:41Z")

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\*\*Ladies: Should I call, text, or email for a second date?

Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months

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—or–

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Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months

What kind of barbecue should I get?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/524 "2012-01-25T13:10:18Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> **Poll: I say “Germany.” What’s the first thing you think of?  
> Gosh, I wonder if we will have a War**

Look, I thought we were clear on this: Don’t mention the war!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/525 "2012-01-25T13:12:56Z")

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\*\*From the producers of “Snakes On A Train” comes…  
Confused Crocus  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/526 "2012-01-25T13:44:37Z")

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This is a Thread Title/Last User Name combo:

**Really stupid things that annoy you in commercials**  
spooje

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/527 "2012-01-25T15:09:17Z")

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\*\*Sitting on our balcony in Hawaii, listening to a piper play traditional Hawaiian pipe tunes…  
The really bad headaches are returning \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/528 "2012-01-25T16:37:15Z")

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**Deceptive display of solar system.  
What all is contained inside a scrotum?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/529 "2012-01-25T18:20:15Z")

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**Bible Stories That Can’t Be True  
Non-lethal laser weapons**

_“Then David beamed his laser pointer into the heavens. It doth blindeth The Lord, and then lo! The Lord swoopeth down and smacked David a good one.”_

- Tech. 4:16

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/530 "2012-01-25T19:27:11Z")

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**What would happen if we gave Iran nuclear weapons?  
Will the United Kingdom break up?**

I suppose, if Iran was somehow able to nuke them…

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/531 "2012-01-25T22:13:45Z")

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**Things to do in Montreal  
Meeting in Houston?**

I’m guessing that geography isn’t your strong suit.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/532 "2012-01-26T13:47:52Z")

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\*\*My Father The Serial Killer- Steven Mark GRIGGS  
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife \*\*

“Uh Dad? You can stop stabbing the turkey now.”  
\*\*George Soros predicts depression, police state, class war in  
Abolition of the British Monarchy \*\*

I never really pictured the monarchy as being that important actually.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/533 "2012-01-26T15:31:22Z")

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**Men, ever seen a guy harassed about his penis in the toilet/showers?  
Need answer fast! What are good “weaknesses” to tell your boss you have?**

That’s a good one! Unless you shower together as a team-building exercise.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/534 "2012-01-26T18:09:31Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> \*\*The How I Feel About Being Circumcised Thread that doesn’t activate trust issues  
> 26 inches of rubbery goodness!  
> \*\*

**Ram Rod**  
\*\*The How I Feel About Being Circumcised Thread that doesn’t activate trust issues \*\*

Sure doesn’t sound rubbery to me :D.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/535 "2012-01-26T18:23:07Z")

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\*\*This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife  
Poor little guy. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/536 "2012-01-26T20:53:52Z")

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**Which end of the kazoo do you blow on?  
Best debate subject of all time**

Totally. One of the great questions.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/537 "2012-01-26T21:01:12Z")

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**A good vacuum for someone with pets  
Have you ever witnessed an “action movie moment” in real life?**

You’re going to need a bigger vacuum bag.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/538 "2012-01-26T21:12:15Z")

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**One of my dogs was hit by a car last night  
Poor little guy.**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/539 "2012-01-27T06:33:24Z")

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\*\*Dear Ex-wife: Pls, thank your imaginary god for giving my son nightmares!  
YogSosoth \*\*

Were they non-Euclidean nightmares?  
**One of my dogs was hit by a car last night  
Thank you : D**

I take it he was a really bad dog.

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/540 "2012-01-27T12:32:44Z")

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\*\*Best debate subject of all time  
What do you think of young women carrying parasols? \*\*

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