# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/541 "2012-01-27T13:17:35Z")
\*\*Been listening to The Rutles… Your Favorite Beatles Album Cover? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/542 "2012-01-27T21:42:55Z")
**What brings a smile to your pointless existence? Living in foreclosed home** It’s actually probably closer to hysterical laughter. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/543 "2012-01-27T21:48:59Z")
\*\*What brings a smile to your pointless existence? Who doesn’t like knives? \*\* Not sure I like where this is going. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/544 "2012-01-27T22:12:05Z")
Here’s where it’s going: **Who doesn’t like knives?** **This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/545 "2012-01-27T22:48:30Z")
**Men, ever seen a guy harassed about his penis in the toilet/showers? How Do I Get A Dumb-ass To Stop Calling/Texting Me?** Makes you nostalgic for the days when they would just point and laugh. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/546 "2012-01-27T22:55:45Z")
**What brings a smile to your pointless existence?** **Famous people who DIED the exact day you were born** Falwell died on my birthday 2007, that’s close enough for me! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/547 "2012-01-28T07:38:00Z")
\*\*Dishes you’ve never had, but know you’d like Would you drink donkey semen for $50,000? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/548 "2012-01-28T15:59:53Z")
**Teen Thugs take on the wrong 65 year old man. Who doesn’t like knives?** “Cause I tell you kids, I love knives!” _\_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/549 "2012-01-28T16:02:03Z")
**Canada declares war on Mexico! Oh god I’m having a crisis of wedding dress!** You’re not marching through _our_ country looking like that. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/550 "2012-01-28T16:34:41Z")
**Words you hate people using Peanut Butter hiccup cure** In that specific order, or just generally? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/551 "2012-01-28T21:09:08Z")
**Need to break back into the IT industry after 8 years Which key do you press for “Press Any Key”?** This could be a struggle… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/552 "2012-01-29T17:11:47Z")
**How independent are your kids at bathing? When was the last time you threw up?** If the answer is “five minutes ago”, they might need a little prodding. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/553 "2012-01-30T00:16:26Z")
\*\* What is “Sweater weather”? I need help with fake boobs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/554 "2012-01-30T00:51:53Z")
\*\*!!!11!!one!1 Look on the bright side lol! First world problems!!!1111 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/555 "2012-01-30T04:16:45Z")
\*\*When was the last time you threw up? Having sex with fat ugly women, it’s easy but harmful… \*\* Tough break there, Casanova. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/556 "2012-01-30T10:31:17Z")
**What a horrible thing to do to your mom. The day you turned 10.** What the hell!? You didn’t have the decency to stop aging at 9? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/557 "2012-01-30T13:15:16Z")
\*\*The CanaDoper Café (2012 edition of The great, ongoing Canadian current events and politics thread.) Boring Thread (Don’t Read) \*\* \*\* Valentine Exchange 2012 - Will You Be Mine? Wishing to connect with an old flame, but don’t want to be an asshole about it \*\* \*\*¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʞıן ʞooן ɥsıןbuǝ sǝop ʇɐɥʍ Fun with poor pronunciation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/558 "2012-01-30T14:57:28Z")
**Things that seem like frivolities until you actually need them Diamonds, Booze, and a Cruise MMP** If you’re Charlie Sheen? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/559 "2012-01-30T15:13:02Z")
\*\* Famous people born on your exact birthday? What a horrible thing to do to your mom.\*\* Sooo…Mom is quite the fangirl, yes? **Diamonds, Booze, and a Cruise MMP The day you turned 10.** Wait till you hear what I got when I turned 18! **When was the last time you threw up? U.S. v European politics** One continent of politics is disgusting enough. **Ask the lady who is cloth diapering her kid and quite liking it. When was the last time you threw up?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/560 "2012-01-30T15:22:08Z")
\*\*Experiences with doing activities that feel pointless, in the hope eventually they will not seem so When was the last time you threw up? \*\* And why’d you stop? Eventually throwing up won’t seem pointless, I promise! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=29)