# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/561 "2012-01-30T15:48:58Z")
\*\* Words you hate people using No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…\*\* I tend to edge away from people muttering this on the subway. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/562 "2012-01-30T17:53:04Z")
**Exoplanet with possible life discovered. Should elections bar candidates that can’t speak English?** That would just be Earth-centric discrimination against alien candidates. Do you know that Vegans don’t even have larynges, and communicate only through the coordinated release of intestinal gas? Though, actually, come to think of it, that’s not so different from the politicians we already have… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/563 "2012-01-30T17:57:14Z")
\*\*Would you wear a kilt if you were not Scottish? No pantyhose or stockings…white legs… \*\* Actually, a kilt and pantyhose would make it a lot worse. And the Scots aren’t exactly known for their tans. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/564 "2012-01-30T18:37:20Z")
\*\*Is 2012 culture much different from 1992 culture? The Simpsons 01/29/2012 (open spoilers) \*\* Apparently not. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/565 "2012-01-30T21:00:24Z")
**Cow Carcass as shelter Ketchup, it’s what’s for breakfast!** Food, shelter…hell, make me a leather coat while you’re at it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/566 "2012-01-30T22:53:33Z")
\*\*How do European nations deal with ex-convicts Who doesn’t like knives? \*\* Actually I think that’s a bit harsh. \*\* It’s 11:30AM and my drunk brother just crawled up the stairs. ¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʞıן ʞooן ɥsıןbuǝ sǝop ʇɐɥʍ\*\* Crawling up the stairs, speaking upside down…he’s drunk again all right. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/567 "2012-01-30T23:20:38Z")
**Can you see any man-made features on this picture of the earth? Can you diagnose this car problem?** Yeah, but you’ll have to take the tarp off. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/568 "2012-01-31T02:26:26Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > \*\*How do European nations deal with ex-convicts > Who doesn’t like knives? \*\* > > Actually I think that’s a bit harsh. And continuing the trend: \*\*How do European nations deal with ex-convicts This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife \*\* You _could_ just keep them in jail, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/569 "2012-01-31T04:23:32Z")
**Star Wars: what were the rebels rebelling against? Porn on the TV** Really? :dubious: Come to think of it, there is something about that [Death Star design](http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/DOLLY%20DEATH%20STAR.jpg) (may not be SFW)… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/570 "2012-01-31T07:58:52Z")
**Okay, guys: blonde, brunette, or redhead? Not "turned on"** Soo… shaved heads, then? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/571 "2012-01-31T14:24:04Z")
**World’s Top Ten Most Weirdly Exclusive Clubs Public puking stories?** “Ever tell you about the time I threw up on the barista who was handing me my latte?” “I started a chain reaction on a Delta flight to Atlanta!” “Wait, I can beat that!” I hear the initiation ceremony is a doozy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/572 "2012-01-31T17:56:32Z")
**Obama Sings Al Green \_\_\_\_\_, the poor man’s \_\_\_\_\_** “Vote for Obama, the poor man’s Al Green” has been selected as Crappiest Campaign Slogan of 2012. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/573 "2012-01-31T20:46:39Z")
**Okay, guys: blonde, brunette, or redhead? Mugshots can tell you a lot…** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/574 "2012-01-31T22:24:00Z")
**I’ve always been a fan of double-breading, but… Porn on the TV** Well, don’t leave us hanging. But what? Wait, first tell me what double-breading is a euphemism for. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/575 "2012-02-01T12:49:14Z")
\*\*Nixon and Brezhnev were mammals, you know… Flowers \*\* No, I’m pretty sure they’re mammals, my gut feelings to the contrary notwithstanding. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/576 "2012-02-01T13:59:18Z")
**Susan G Komen cuts funding to PP Oh god I’m having a crisis of wedding dress!** Can’t you just let it out in front? ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/577 "2012-02-01T16:09:41Z")
\*\*What brings a smile to your pointless existence? It’s a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread\*\* It’s recursive and its true! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/578 "2012-02-01T17:37:40Z")
\*\*Pick the Republican Veep Romney or Gingrich? \*\* I’d wager anyone but them. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/579 "2012-02-01T23:32:17Z")
**Freddie Mac Betting Against Struggling Homeowners lol! First world problems!!!1111** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/580 "2012-02-02T00:51:24Z")
**No kids, no honey, what’s next? No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…** Are you writing the weirdest country song ever? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=30)