# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/581 "2012-02-02T02:53:15Z")
**Straight people - does the notion of showering with a gay person bother you? No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…** Actually, if someone did wear pantyhose in the shower, it would bother me more. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/582 "2012-02-02T03:12:16Z")
**Sweet letter from former slave to former master Things that seem like frivolities until you actually need them** “No, no, we need the _other_ letter, the one that says ‘Manumission’ at the top.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/583 "2012-02-02T06:05:45Z")
**There Are Ten Kinds of People… Meeting in Houston?** It’s a melting pot. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/584 "2012-02-02T10:34:59Z")
**Kind of a pointless question about renting, but here goes… Landlord Telling USPS You No Longer Live Here** What’s to ask? He shouldn’t have done it. **Foreign Porn Little things you notice in ‘old’ movies for the first time Porn on the TV** So, in a porn movie someone is watching port on TV? Kind of meta. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/585 "2012-02-02T14:19:13Z")
\*\* You have just won $1000 tax-free… Cite?!? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/586 "2012-02-02T15:45:11Z")
\*\*I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? Flight Attendants? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/587 "2012-02-02T15:53:16Z")
**I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? Tire shopping advice** “Ask The Mullah” has great advice on buying steel-belted radials. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/588 "2012-02-02T17:09:07Z")
\*\* The Christian Republic of Dixie Good TV?\*\* In this episode, Bo and Luke Duke take Daisy to a snake-handling Pentacostalist revival. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/589 "2012-02-02T17:32:52Z")
\*\*How come my farts smell OK and yours don’t? “I don’t speak…” \*\* Ahhh, you believe in the smelt-em-dealt-em philosophy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/590 "2012-02-02T22:02:23Z")
**I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? Does alcohol help racing thoughts** Why yes, the Iranian ruling elite would chill out nicely after a few dry martinis. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/591 "2012-02-03T09:38:47Z")
**Women have a groin. Ever been hypnotised?** …did you say something? \*\*The 50 Most Loathsome Americans (2011) Mugshots can tell you a lot… \*\* Come on, surely they can’t look that horrib\*-AAHHHHH!!!\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/592 "2012-02-03T13:03:18Z")
\*\*Dutch finding Germans among them after WWII “I don’t speak…” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/593 "2012-02-03T13:40:24Z")
**Poll: For what crime(s) would you turn in a loved one? Do or would you keep the remains of a loved one in an urn in your house?** Whoa, aren’t they entitled to trial by jury first? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/594 "2012-02-03T13:43:59Z")
\*\*Eyeballs melted by atom bomb explosion’s heat on the raisins in rasin bran \*\* Whatever you’re about to tell me…stop _now_. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/595 "2012-02-03T13:45:22Z")
\*\* Whence the idea that Satan rules Hell? Scary refrigerator noises\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/596 "2012-02-03T14:35:00Z")
\*\*Should god have cared more about his fancy temple? Get building permits for a bathroom remodel? Yea or Nay? \*\* So does God fill out the permit forms Himself, or does he send an angel to do it? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/597 "2012-02-03T15:16:00Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Should god have cared more about his fancy temple? > Get building permits for a bathroom remodel? Yea or Nay? \*\* > > So does God fill out the permit forms Himself, or does he send an angel to do it? [Captain Kirk] What does God need with a bathroom? [/Captain Kirk] ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/598 "2012-02-03T16:30:46Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Whence the idea that Satan rules Hell? > Scary refrigerator noises\*\* “Zuuuulllll…” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/599 "2012-02-03T19:50:19Z")
\*\*George Lucas is taking his ball and going home Let’s create the worst TV show possible \*\* You mean, like some kind of holiday special based on George’s movies? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/600 "2012-02-03T21:12:18Z")
\*\*The KKK in the 1960s Scary refrigerator noises \*\* Yeah, one time I opened the vegetable crisper and they were lynching a cabbage. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=31)