# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/601 "2012-02-03T21:37:30Z")
\*\*Women have a groin. Feeling resentful \*\* I wish _I_ had a groin! \*\* Oh The Places You’ll Go (Burning Man) I just learned my wife is a pyromaniac. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/602 "2012-02-03T22:02:06Z")
\*\*Philosophical Differences Between Spouses I just learned my wife is a pyromaniac. \*\* ETA: Yours is better, Cal. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/603 "2012-02-03T22:11:58Z")
**Washington Monthly: “What If Obama Loses?” Is there much chance Obama won’t be the next US president? President Roseanne Barr (G-Hawaii)** And out of nowhere Barack, Mitt, and Newt have been defeated by Roseanne and her VP John Goodman. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/604 "2012-02-04T12:25:14Z")
**Call me old-fashioned, but . . . Why do jurors have to look at child porn?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/605 "2012-02-04T14:44:45Z")
**Words you hate people using “Bein’s how…” Is it used in your neck of the woods?** Bein’s how we kicked their ass every time they said that…no, not any more. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/606 "2012-02-05T00:05:59Z")
**How easy is it to make fun of your home city? Looking for Moving Advice** C’mon, it was just a joke! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/607 "2012-02-05T03:05:59Z")
**Call me old-fashioned, but . . . Why do jurors have to look at child porn?** Because we’re following due process in this courtroom, mister! Now if you’ll be quiet we can resume the jaywalking trial. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/608 "2012-02-05T09:08:21Z")
\*\* I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today! Teach Me About Cigarettes\*\* … maybe tomorrow. **So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You? Something Wicked this Way Comes** Or, in your case, came. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/609 "2012-02-05T11:25:52Z")
**I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today! Economics in real life** We’ll need more information. Like, how much did it cost each time? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/610 "2012-02-05T13:16:43Z")
\*\*So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You? Deceptively easy math word problems for high school kids \*\* _Word problems?_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/611 "2012-02-05T13:50:48Z")
**Planning a trip to Italy. Some questions. British style chips with vinegar?** Actually, the Italians are quite proud of their food. So my guess is no. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/612 "2012-02-05T16:53:21Z")
**I need help with fake boobs Travelling to Japan** They’ll need to be stowed under your seat or in the overhead compartment. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/613 "2012-02-05T17:45:35Z")
**So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You? A small, temperamental parrot from Australia** As his dry-cleaner, I remembered the shoulder stains. And the temper tantrums. He hid the securities fraud completely! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/614 "2012-02-05T17:47:38Z")
**I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today! The logistical ease of having an affair I Can’t Do This By Myself Anymore Teach Me About Cigarettes** There’s a _film noir_ script in here somewhere, I’m certain… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/615 "2012-02-05T19:25:36Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > **So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You? > A small, temperamental parrot from Australia** > > As his dry-cleaner, I remembered the shoulder stains. And the temper tantrums. He hid the securities fraud completely! He. Is. An. EX. PARROT. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/616 "2012-02-05T19:45:12Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Women have a groin. > > Feeling resentful > > \*\* > I wish _I_ had a groin! So a scrotum isn’t good enough for ya’, **Cal**???;)😃 Quasi \*\* Oh The Places You’ll Go (Burning Man) I just learned my wife is a pyromaniac. \*\* [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/617 "2012-02-05T20:01:24Z")
\*\*So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You? Do You Visit Your Ancestor’s Graves? \*\* “Bob came from a long, distinguished line of dead people…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/618 "2012-02-05T22:22:17Z")
**So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You? I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!** “Never made it to 42, but he had this big smile on his face…” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/619 "2012-02-05T22:46:44Z")
\*\*Favorite Shaggy Dog Story How I Became a Secular Humanist/Atheist \*\* “The Theocrats!” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/620 "2012-02-06T02:43:23Z")
**I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? Gay men and long (shoulder length +) hair** :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=32)