# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/621 "2012-02-06T13:50:15Z")
\*\* Canada to move to plastic banknotes Want A Job? Be A Lego Master Model Builder \*\* Work with plastic and get paid in plastic banknotes! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/622 "2012-02-06T14:56:20Z")
\*\*Duets from Hell Commonly(and frustratingly) misunderstood plot points(spoilers, I guess) Joyce Dewitt and Suzanne Somers reunite \*\* That sums up the new “Two’s Company” TV pilot. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/623 "2012-02-06T15:21:49Z")
\*\*Things You’d Buy If They Actually Existed Insight into the Canadian mind \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/624 "2012-02-06T16:37:29Z")
\*\* Want A Job? Be A Lego Master Model Builder Scarlett Johansson is stolen biological material A Girl and Her Robot: Heather Knight \*\* It starts with minifigs. Then you move on to Bionicles. Then full robot endoskeletons using the Technics sets. Then Mindstorrms for control. And then… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/625 "2012-02-06T16:41:04Z")
\*\*Is 2012 culture much different from 1992 culture? Madonna is Ageless - S.B. Halftime Show \*\* Madonna isn’t. \*\* “Lucky Charms! With Bloody Teeth!” Super Bowl Commercials 2012 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/626 "2012-02-06T17:45:39Z")
**Picky eaters! Please come in. Do we need a lawyer?** Not if you eat your vegetables. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/627 "2012-02-06T21:31:00Z")
\*\*I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? oh my god [picky eater] \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/628 "2012-02-06T22:09:19Z")
'\*\* Picky eaters! Please come in. oh my god [picky eater] Sunbeam Bread: Top-Shelf Product, or Cheap Off-Brand \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/629 "2012-02-07T00:08:23Z")
\*\*Where do IRS nightmares come from? Fat horses? \*\* But where do IRS nightstuds come from? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/630 "2012-02-07T00:41:45Z")
**First thing that comes to mind hearing “Three men in a tub” I think Ron Paul could pull it off** So one vote for “gay porn”, then. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/631 "2012-02-07T04:03:54Z")
**Candlejack Teach Me About Cigarettes** One of the few advantages of smoking; you can say his name all you like and he won’t touch you, you’re too stinky. \*\* The emotional life of the higher mammals The Great Divorce\*\* “I’m…I’m sorry, but, but I’ve found someone else.” “Woof! _\_” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/632 "2012-02-07T04:47:09Z")
\*\*Things You’d Buy If They Actually Existed Famous People Who NEVER Existed! \*\* :dubious: Time travel is involved at some point, right? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/633 "2012-02-07T14:59:16Z")
\*\*One thing you bought today Buttermilk \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/634 "2012-02-07T15:57:44Z")
**Do You Visit Your Ancestor’s Graves? I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!** Well, you could go just to gloat. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/635 "2012-02-07T18:29:44Z")
\*\* Update to “If I fits in it, I sits in it.” (Cat Pictures!) I have 400 cats \*\* Where do they sit? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/636 "2012-02-07T19:53:34Z")
**My dog stares at the wall (slightly long) UPDATE I have 400 cats** The poor dog’s mind just _snapped_. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/637 "2012-02-07T20:35:26Z")
**My dog stares at the wall (slightly long) UPDATE I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!** He’s seen you naked today way more than he ever wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/638 "2012-02-07T21:13:05Z")
**Favorite Shaggy Dog Story I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!** Pull the other one - it’s got bells on it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/639 "2012-02-07T21:17:59Z")
\*\* One thing you bought today A small, temperamental parrot from Australia \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/640 "2012-02-07T22:33:38Z")
\*\*Anybody else realize that everybody in their lives have been worthless pieces of &^!%? I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today! \*\* Obviously not him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=33)