# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/641 "2012-02-07T22:43:32Z")
**I pit people who don’t train their little dogs. I pit people who don’t train their big dogs.** But if you put them together, the results are highly entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/642 "2012-02-07T23:46:00Z")
**I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today! “Last” World War I veteran dies** But he died _very_ happy. The 41 year old is the woman, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/643 "2012-02-08T00:14:32Z")
\*\*I have 400 cats Are you weird? \*\* Do you have to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/644 "2012-02-08T02:16:39Z")
\*\* How does exercise help you lose weight? Surgery to remove bunions - recovery? \*\* Yep, the energy the body puts into swollen bunions from all the exercise is how you lose weight. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/645 "2012-02-08T09:36:39Z")
**I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today! Women have a groin.** Your field research just confirmed this, right? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/646 "2012-02-08T12:26:28Z")
**Should I Let My Son Pay For This? I need help with fake boobs** Whoa, boundaries lady! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/647 "2012-02-08T12:44:02Z")
\*\* How the heck would a mouse get in ceiling fan? Ask the Psychiatrist \*\* It’s compensating for something ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/648 "2012-02-08T13:49:06Z")
\*\*Valentine Exchange 2012 - Will You Be Mine? Are you weird? \*\* …'cause that might be a deal-beaker. \*\*One thing you bought today Wolfram Alpha pro. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/649 "2012-02-08T14:02:27Z")
\*\*Ask the Psychiatrist Teenaged boy eats like a starving wolf – normal? \*\* Who can say what is _normal_? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/650 "2012-02-08T14:08:48Z")
\*\*Is my eye contact creepy? Ask the Psychiatrist \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/651 "2012-02-08T15:15:03Z")
**Ask the Psychiatrist Are you weird?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/652 "2012-02-08T15:40:16Z")
It’s better than that! It’s a trifecta: \*\*Ask the Psychiatrist Writing about aliens — feedback? Are you weird? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/653 "2012-02-08T17:22:40Z")
**Why Do Little Kids Fall Asleep So Fast and Feel So Heavy Ask the Psychiatrist** Sounds like passive-aggression. Or OCD. Or maybe you should have stopped feeding him when he hit 200 pounds. How do I know, I’m not board-certified. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/654 "2012-02-08T18:51:02Z")
\*\*Picky eaters! Please come in. What snap judgements do you make about people? \*\* I make internal judge-y comments about people who only eat beige food. I’d never tell them, though. I’d just eat their veggies for them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/655 "2012-02-08T20:36:23Z")
\*\*Looking for a good book to bring on a trip - ideas? Something Wicked this Way Comes \*\* Good choice, if you like Bradbury ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/656 "2012-02-08T23:16:22Z")
**Explain Los Angeles geography How do I get Rich Girl Hair?** You’ll have to move out of Compton. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/657 "2012-02-09T02:20:56Z")
Would’ve been better reversed, but you go with what ya got: \*\*Dr. Seuss’ The Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers Looking for a good book to bring on a trip - ideas? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/658 "2012-02-09T06:49:30Z")
**College roommates Does your heart sometimes skip a beat or beat a extra pump?** There’s a porn movie plot in here. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/659 "2012-02-09T08:42:56Z")
**Friends, please join me in celebrating the life of my Aunt Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years as monarch** Just curious, does being the Queen’s niece or nephew mean that you’re royalty too? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/660 "2012-02-09T13:14:16Z")
\*\*Can vaginal or anal penetration by large objects cause permanent damage? Will my old dried beans ever soften? \*\* How big _are_ the beans? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=34)