# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/661 "2012-02-09T13:48:59Z")
**What do you think of my new pick up line? How long to get over a broken heart** Going for the pity, um, factor I see. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/662 "2012-02-09T15:19:33Z")
**A whine about me mam Oldest Living Organism Discovered** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/663 "2012-02-09T18:33:25Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **A whine about me mam > Oldest Living Organism Discovered** I’ve got you beat: \*\*Oldest Living Organism Discovered Friends, please join me in celebrating the life of my Aunt \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/664 "2012-02-09T20:30:29Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **A whine about me mam > Oldest Living Organism Discovered** Yo mama’s so old… ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/665 "2012-02-09T23:01:54Z")
**What snap judgements do you make about people? Engineers and Tidiness** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/666 "2012-02-09T23:59:29Z")
**What do you think of my new pick up line? Picky eaters! Please come in.** If you’re yelling this out the front door, the neighbors are gonna talk. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/667 "2012-02-10T01:41:32Z")
**MA state song lyrics? Is ‘Knackered’ a rude word?** It’s pronounced “knack-uhd”. ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/668 "2012-02-10T03:01:31Z")
\*\* “Gunsmoke” question Poll: How high do your wear your guitar? \*\* For the singing cowboys out there in SD land… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/669 "2012-02-10T04:08:24Z")
Russian Scientists Bore Into Ancient Antarctic Lake Oldest Living Organism Discovered ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/670 "2012-02-10T07:07:52Z")
**"Last" World War I veteran dies I have a new job** Now it’s time to deal with the World War II vets. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/671 "2012-02-10T13:44:34Z")
**This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife “Last” World War I veteran dies** Somebody didn’t get the word about the Armistice. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/672 "2012-02-10T19:48:54Z")
**Attempted Child Abduction - only takes seconds Cue Yakkety Sax…** …Mind picture so wrong… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/673 "2012-02-10T19:55:05Z")
\*\*Think You’re Important? Here Is Scale Of The Universe! Ask the person from an even smaller country. \*\* Yes, at least we can still kick downwards. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/674 "2012-02-10T20:53:58Z")
**Back together after an affair, advice? Afterlife: yea or nay?** If you’re giving someone a second chance then you don’t get to kill them. **How do I tell my boss I have an interview for another department The Anxiety is Killing Me!** Come on, what’s the worse that could happen? Besides your boss getting pissed off and FIRING you!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/675 "2012-02-10T21:25:21Z")
**Archaeologists unearth perfectly preserved WWI German Trenches Cue Yakkety Sax…** Well, for a war documentary soundtrack it sure beats “Music Box Dancer”. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/676 "2012-02-10T23:18:27Z")
**Any updates on what happened to the guys who killed Navy Seal hero Marcus Lutrell’s dog? How to remove the stench of rotting flesh from my truck seat?** Oh. _Lutrell_ happened to them. **Apparently, Obama was born in Arizona and is also a clone Ask the Psychiatrist** “In my professional opinion, he’s a nut.” ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/677 "2012-02-11T09:24:12Z")
**So let me get this straight. Han _never_ shot first? Commonly(and frustratingly) misunderstood plot points(spoilers, I guess)** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/678 "2012-02-11T17:02:42Z")
\*\*Ask the person who lives in a tiny country Ask the person from an even smaller country. It’s a small town I live in, and sometimes things make no sense… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/679 "2012-02-11T22:20:12Z")
**What’s the best problem solving technique you’ve learned? How do I get Rich Girl Hair?** 1. Capture rich girl. 2. Steal hair. 3. Profit! We’ve discovered that suitable modification of Step 2 leads to a world of new and profitable uses! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/680 "2012-02-11T22:53:30Z")
**omni-, heba-, carni- vours the whole nine yards** Yeah, and don’t forget the gravy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=35)