# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/61 "2011-11-11T22:59:15Z")

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**Remembrance Day today  
I stopped a theft**

And we’ll never forget it.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/62 "2011-11-12T05:28:22Z")

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**Crazy the Clown  
Have you just up and crazy? (made a bold move)**

Are you kidding? Crazy is my first name!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/63 "2011-11-12T10:13:11Z")

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**Vodka tampons and butt-chugging  
I am a veteran**

My college years were awesome.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/64 "2011-11-12T17:37:52Z")

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**What is the highest number of people you’ve ever shared a residence with?  
Time for the Christmas Stegosaurus!**

C’mon Steg, you’re blocking the TV again.

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**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/65 "2011-11-12T17:45:20Z")

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\*\* The Duggars are expecting again (#20!!)

What the heck have they done to Google???  
\*\*  
Man, those Duggars are _everywhere_!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/66 "2011-11-13T03:19:34Z")

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**I caught a stray cat! Advice?  
Why don’t cats like music?**

Playing “Ride of the Valkyries” while cackling insanely is not the best way of putting the poor beast at ease.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/67 "2011-11-13T03:53:54Z")

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\*\*I am infatuated with my German professor  
Throat Wobbler Mangrove  
\*\*  
Be careful, though, he gets very testy if you don’t pronounce his name correctly.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/68 "2011-11-13T04:08:39Z")

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**Are Men Hard-wired, or conditioned to not Fart Around Women?  
Explain The Penn State Fiasco**

I guess the inspirational pre-game bean supper was _not_ a good idea.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/69 "2011-11-13T04:45:42Z")

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**Vodka tampons and butt-chugging  
What is the significance of these?**

I’ll take “Questions you don’t want the answers to” for $200, Alex.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/70 "2011-11-13T05:06:20Z")

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**Last night I spilt a glass of champagne into my laptop …  
Record Flooding in Thailand**

Stupid butterfly effect :(.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/71 "2011-11-13T08:20:23Z")

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**Last night I spilt a glass of champagne into my laptop …  
What do you regret?  
First World Problems**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/72 "2011-11-13T10:15:15Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> **Last night I spilt a glass of champagne into my laptop …  
> What do you regret?  
> First World Problems**

Now it’s the rather nice:

\*\*First World Problems  
Last night I spilt a glass of champagne into my laptop … \*\*

Yeah, that’s one.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/73 "2011-11-13T16:34:55Z")

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**Do you think the store needed to apologize?  
Expel all the trash to space!**

Apologize to shoplifters? Nah. “Lift-off in aisle 10!!!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/74 "2011-11-13T18:33:49Z")

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\*\*One of the top 5 nicest things anyone’s ever done for me  
Vodka tampons and butt-chugging \*\*

Give a man a drink, and he’ll be drunk for a day. Teach a man the joys of vodka tampons, and he’ll never go sober again.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/75 "2011-11-13T20:32:12Z")

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**What do you regret?  
No direct descendants of these famous folks**

Yeah, I feel kinda sad that Rudyard Kipling’s line went extinct. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/76 "2011-11-14T02:27:01Z")

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**Winos Drinking Bay Rum? Is THis True?  
Anyone given up alcohol? What happened?**

Switched to antifreeze? Find it easier to get going on cold mornings?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/77 "2011-11-14T08:31:07Z")

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**Poll: I can say “stuffed” in three languages!  
A porn question**

😃

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/78 "2011-11-14T13:34:47Z")

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New posts:  
\*\*  
A porn question   
Who Won the Sexual Revolution?  
Atheists in foxholes  
A National God? \*\*

Could it be both?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/79 "2011-11-14T13:54:19Z")

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\*\*Interesting Words — a Collection.  
Vodka tampons and butt-chugging  
\*\*  
It’s a start…

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/80 "2011-11-14T14:23:00Z")

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**Vodka tampons and butt-chugging  
The great, ongoing Canadian current events and politics thread.**

Well, it fits my image of Canadian public life, anyway.

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