# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/81 "2011-11-14T15:07:32Z")
**What are you giving for Christmas this year? Stuff you’re throwing out this weekend** What a cheapskate! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/82 "2011-11-14T18:45:27Z")
**What are you giving for Christmas this year? Wife and her ankle** My brother gets the wife. My sister gets the ankle, hers is broken. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/83 "2011-11-14T21:23:58Z")
**Intimacy after an affair. Paterno’s responsibility?** No, that’s another one for administration. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/84 "2011-11-15T08:05:01Z")
**Anyone given up alcohol? What happened? My gmail is completely fucked up** Gmail; You have to be drunk to use it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/85 "2011-11-15T16:44:18Z")
\*\* Dumb Things You Think About Do Victims of Sexual Abuse bear resposibility ?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/86 "2011-11-16T00:50:38Z")
**How quickly could you lose 150 pounds Advice on portable table saws and sliding compound miter saws** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/87 "2011-11-16T00:51:44Z")
Username combo: \*\*Wtf they took my sour patch kids Dear cranky old Bastards: I am not a “kid” \*\*by AcidLamp Ok, you’re not a kid, but you ARE sour since you’re Acid! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/88 "2011-11-16T03:13:31Z")
\*\*Worst Christmas gifts EVER! Men’s Underwear…with no fly \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/89 "2011-11-16T13:58:16Z")
\*\*What are you knitting/crocheting? Fringe 11/11 \*\* OK, but what is it \*attached \*to? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/90 "2011-11-16T14:40:52Z")
\*\*Incredible video montage from the ISS Vodka tampons and butt-chugging \*\* They must get pretty bored up there. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/91 "2011-11-16T15:45:05Z")
\*\* The most horrific mangling of the English language my ears have ever heard Vodka tampons and butt-chugging \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/92 "2011-11-16T15:57:24Z")
\*\* The most horrific mangling of the English language my ears have ever heard It’s a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread \*\* It’s just a take-off on a song. Lighten up! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/93 "2011-11-16T17:25:43Z")
**What’s your Wu-Name? Men’s Underwear…with no fly** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/94 "2011-11-16T17:34:06Z")
**Worst Christmas gifts EVER! Australia to Obama: Free crocodile insurance** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/95 "2011-11-16T18:56:53Z")
\*\* Businesses who STILL haven’t figured out the Internet 40 Sad Portraits Of Closed Record Stores \*\* No Internet, no business. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/96 "2011-11-16T19:17:47Z")
\*\*Movies, theme park rides - come up with your worst ideas Did I see a dead body on the side of the road? Mason City IA \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/97 "2011-11-16T21:38:58Z")
\*\* Would you be able to explain what the Occupy protestors actually want? severed carotid artery\*\* Would you like me to wrap it up for you, so you can eat it on the go? \*\*Ask a Roller Coaster Operator Anything! Is there deep Christian rock? \*\* You did say ask anything! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/98 "2011-11-17T00:39:51Z")
**I am infatuated with my German professor** **Vodka tampons and butt-chugging** …and all before finals? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/99 "2011-11-17T02:03:18Z")
When Gay Culture Goes Mainstream Please help me dress in “biker gear.” Sent with my fat fingers using Tapatalk. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/100 "2011-11-17T05:41:21Z")
\*\*Is a mother sleeping in the same bed as their baby as dangerous as these graphic PSAs make it seem? severed carotid artery \*\* Oh yeah, happens all the time. Especially if your baby is Edward Scissorhands. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=6)