# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/101 "2011-11-17T10:18:21Z")

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\*\*Who here has seen a human brain…with their own eyes?  
Advice on portable table saws and sliding compound miter saws \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/102 "2011-11-17T13:14:33Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Kate Middleton pregnant?

Number of sexual partners

:eek: Those wacky royals!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/103 "2011-11-17T13:42:41Z")

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\*\*Exploding Rosin Box  
“Blue Ball” as a place name?  
\*\*  
“Come on, baby, please, my rosin box is about to explode!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/104 "2011-11-17T14:32:37Z")

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**Ask a Roller Coaster Operator Anything!  
Number of sexual partners**

Well, for a while there were _loads_, but then I had a lengthy dry spell. Then, I was suddenly _on fire_ again - but then it dried up. Then… oh, you get the idea.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/105 "2011-11-17T14:39:34Z")

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**I hate lice  
OMFG, a grey eyebrow hair.**

And it’s _moving._ :eek:

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/106 "2011-11-17T15:15:04Z")

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\*\*What’s your Wu-Name?

I think I’m going to change my name to Staple, Paper Clip, Other Thing!\*\*

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/107 "2011-11-17T15:18:25Z")

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\*\*Your explaination for this work of God.

Things advertised so much it makes you suspicious.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/108 "2011-11-17T17:29:31Z")

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**Help! How do you kill cockroaches?  
Did you waste college?**

No kidding. We had a freshman tutorial on how to stomp the little bastards (Roaches 101).

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/109 "2011-11-17T20:23:01Z")

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\*\*Number of sexual partners  
Bonking Bacon  
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1. If bonking bacon counts.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/110 "2011-11-17T20:30:35Z")

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**Racist names of towns, etc. that still exist  
United Kingdom?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/111 "2011-11-17T20:32:28Z")

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\*\*Kate Middleton Pregnant?  
I got a new job.  
Bonking Bacon \*\*

Is that her pet nickname for Prince William?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/112 "2011-11-17T21:31:14Z")

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\*\*The Lunch Special  
Bonking Bacon  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/113 "2011-11-18T02:19:57Z")

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**Tell me about something that made your day  
A Friend Of Mine Wants To Blow His Brains Out…**

Man–now _that’s_ cold.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/114 "2011-11-18T03:29:03Z")

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**Did you waste college?  
Number of sexual partners**

I woudn’t call it a waste.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/115 "2011-11-18T05:45:45Z")

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**Your child really loves to do something he’s really bad at  
Vodka tampons and butt-chugging**

It just takes practice!

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/116 "2011-11-18T06:00:55Z")

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\*\*Dumb Things You Think About  
Men’s underwear, fly or no fly, take 2 \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/117 "2011-11-18T10:55:14Z")

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**Jumping Jupiter  
It’s nice to visit but I could never live here again**

The weather sucks, the gravity is really weighing me down, and it’s just too gassy.

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/118 "2011-11-18T11:00:44Z")

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**Men’s underwear, fly or no fly?  
Who has travelled the most overall distance**

Flying underwear can travel way faster than earth-bound underwear.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/119 "2011-11-18T13:16:43Z")

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**In Syria, if Assad’s government is overthrown, do we know who/what is likely to be the replacment?  
Steak Diane**

Anything would be better than Assad. But most good entrees don’t last long.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/120 "2011-11-18T14:16:12Z")

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\*\* The most horrific mangling of the English language my ears have ever heard  
John lennon and the beatles \*\*

Hey! Lennon was one of the greatest wordsmiths of all time. He managled the English language on purpose.

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