# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/121 "2011-11-18T15:15:03Z")
**Kate Middleton Pregnant? Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless** Wow, I bet William was pissed! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/122 "2011-11-18T19:47:47Z")
\*\* Ever have “chicken pox parties”? First World Problems\*\* True enough. Africans have Ebola virus parties. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/123 "2011-11-18T22:59:54Z")
\*\*Any advice on starting a blog? Dumb Things You Think About \*\* Well, that describes most blogs. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/124 "2011-11-19T03:02:06Z")
**First World Problems Screw the Bieber and Go to Jail. Priceless** Yeah, I think the consequences of screwing pop stars counts as a first world problem. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/125 "2011-11-19T08:01:29Z")
**How long before you give up on a new show? NBC’s “Whitney” starring Whitney Cummings: I’m giving up on you** Yes, but how many episodes did it take before you decided that? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/126 "2011-11-19T15:40:11Z")
**Number of sexual partners Were Penn State football players actually held to higher standards than other college players?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/127 "2011-11-19T16:23:06Z")
\*\* Ever see funny stand-up comedy in a movie? Let’s Talk Gravy \*\* Wavy Gravy in the movie Woodstock. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/128 "2011-11-19T16:25:00Z")
**Any ideas on how to get depressing/painful thoughts out of your head? Number of sexual partners** Definitely more fun than Paxil. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/129 "2011-11-19T17:57:13Z")
**Poll: Do you close the lid on your toilet when it is not in use? Should my wife report this guy?** Jeezus women, _get over it_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/130 "2011-11-20T01:07:28Z")
\*\*Why do American Jewish voters favour the Democrats? Jambalaya! \*\* Come for the religious freedom, stay for the jambalaya! ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/131 "2011-11-20T04:24:49Z")
**Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself. Drunk Driving** You don’t know me! :mad: \ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/132 "2011-11-20T08:55:44Z")
**Did you waste college? Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself.** Yes, mom. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/133 "2011-11-21T03:54:31Z")
**What happened to some of the more prominent poster? Driving on the Left** Alas, we knew them well. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/134 "2011-11-21T09:59:30Z")
**What if they gave an Occupy protest. . . Unexpected Kevin Baconness** Their heads would asplode. ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/135 "2011-11-21T11:48:08Z")
\*\*Number of sexual partners Group therapy confidentiality \*\* If you arrange a too big party, someone is bound to leak it out… ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/136 "2011-11-21T15:43:03Z")
When I clicked on “new posts,” I found this gem: \*\*What causes inertia? Rock & roll DVD’s\*\* Rock ‘n’ roll is a lot older than we thought! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/137 "2011-11-21T16:50:04Z")
\*\*I’m getting married! Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/138 "2011-11-22T12:46:41Z")
**Did this flight attendant overstep her bounds? Number of sexual partners** The number of customers you can have sex with is an air line specific policy. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/139 "2011-11-22T18:05:27Z")
**Got a $1 Megabus ticket! Well, I hope you’re proud of yourself.** Yeah! :happydance: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/140 "2011-11-22T21:03:00Z")
\*\*Does the Men’s Wearhouse guy never get older? Does Madonna (the singer) look more and more like an old whore? \*\* Yeah, he’s transferring all his aging with a magical mirror. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=8)