# It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837 "2011-11-04T12:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/141 "2011-11-22T22:52:00Z")
**What are we going to do about uppity black women? I know I keep asking, but does money really matter?** Time to put down the shovel, bub. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/142 "2011-11-23T01:38:12Z")
\*\*Number of sexual partners What should I do about my wife? \*\* Include her in the list, if only out of courtesy. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/143 "2011-11-23T14:06:53Z")
\*\*Sex is good, unless it is your daughter that is having it… Will someone more well-versed in assorted sexual practices help me out with this puzzler? \*\* No comment. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/144 "2011-11-23T15:39:55Z")
**Celebrities you find strangely attractive Tell me about Picasso** I don’t know if it’s the bald head, the crazed look, or the fact that he’s been dead since 1973, but something about him just does it for me. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/145 "2011-11-23T16:10:40Z")
**2011 - my annus horribilis Vodka tampons and butt-chugging** This one works much better if you happen to misread the first one as I (and apparently several others, judging by the thread) did. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/146 "2011-11-23T18:28:37Z")
\*\*The Big Bang Theory: What Will Penny’s Last Name Be? What the fuck is going on with this Big Bang Theory shit being shoved down my throat? \*\* I betcha got something you’d like to shove down Penny’s throat. \*\*Awesome video Vodka tampons and butt-chugging \*\* And stuff being shoved down Penny’s throat. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/147 "2011-11-23T18:35:58Z")
Or even: \*\* Now let’s see . . . dang it, what did I come in here for? Awesome video Vodka tampons and butt-chugging \*\* Ah yes, that was it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/148 "2011-11-23T19:53:07Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who holds humanity in contempt Ask the lawyer who defends jail inmates \*\* He doesn’t find criminal defendants that much worse company than anyone else. -or- The court holds _you_ in contempt for missing jury duty. “Why bother, they’re all guilty of something” isn’t a valid excuse. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/149 "2011-11-23T20:01:52Z")
\*\*I can’t believe I’d never heard of… barking dogs? \*\* Try living next door to one. You’ll learn fast. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/150 "2011-11-23T20:54:42Z")
\*\*How does “I want to see my lawyer” work? Ask the lawyer who defends jail inmates \*\* If there’s someone who knows… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/151 "2011-11-24T05:20:50Z")
**Will someone more well-versed in assorted sexual practices help me out with this puzzler? I can’t believe I’d never heard of…** Uh, thanks…anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2011, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/152 "2011-11-24T09:10:27Z")
\*\*Number of sexual partners What voice recognition software should I buy? \*\* If you need voice recognition software just to keep on track, you could cut down the number just a tad. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/153 "2011-11-25T10:26:51Z")
**I work in a military prison. Ask me anything. Ask the lawyer who defends jail inmates** So, are you a JAG then? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/154 "2011-11-25T13:58:24Z")
\*\*Does your pet’s pretentious name reflect your income/class? How white are you? \*\* Jeez, you’re assuming a lot just because I named my hamster “Herbert Hoover”. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/155 "2011-11-25T14:38:23Z")
**Swedish Dopers: What Happened Between 1850 and 1900? Was the perfect car outlawed?** Ja. We had these äwesöme plans for a spörts car, but since then it’s been all Volvos and Saabs. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/156 "2011-11-25T21:08:05Z")
**Annual Black Friday Score Thread Bedbugs!** Wow, a pint of bedbugs for only $7 at Pests-R-Us? That’s what I get for sleeping in. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/157 "2011-11-25T22:43:27Z")
\*\*Celebrity hotties that aren’t particularly hot The Muppets! \*\* I dunno, I always had a thing for Miss Piggy. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/158 "2011-11-26T02:38:51Z")
**A personal experience of American racism "Zombie Day Cancelled Over Nazi Signs"** Yet another example of prejudice against Metabolically Challenged People of National Socialist Heritage. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/159 "2011-11-26T16:24:39Z")
**How Does One Go About Getting A Gay? Bacon; Suspicions confirmed!** Wow! In that case, we can make millions on a bacon-based gaydar. Quick, apply for the patent! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837/160 "2011-11-26T20:34:38Z")
**I should get a giraffe… How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?** I dunno, have you tried going to a gay giraffe bar? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-a-holly-jolly-sequential-threads-thread/601837.md?page=9)