# It's about damn time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676 "2000-09-19T01:29:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/1 "2000-09-19T01:29:42Z")
I finally hit 300. I’m feeling less and less newbie-ish every time I hit that nice shiny little “Submit reply” button. Thanks for all y’all making me feel welcome. Anyway, enough sappy sh\*t. This is a party after all. Open bar is in the corner. Hot tub around the back. Jello wrestling pit in the other room. And my personal favorite, naked twister is right this way. Have fun everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/2 "2000-09-19T01:42:17Z")
Woohoo! Congrats, hon! 🙂 _runs in and finds her way over to the bar_ ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/3 "2000-09-19T01:44:25Z")
I’ll be your male slut for the evening. Happy 300! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/4 "2000-09-19T01:45:51Z")
…and then theres “never late to a party” Falcon! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/5 "2000-09-19T01:57:45Z")
My own personal male slut? And what duties does that job entail? Sounds interesting. Enjoy the bar, Falcon! ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/6 "2000-09-19T02:03:18Z")
…someone go fetch the Llama while I go get the baby oil… ---
**Author:** ![Junior\_Spaceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Junior\_Spaceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junior_Spaceman)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/7 "2000-09-19T02:31:12Z")
Ahhh, sun is shining, the sound of work goes on around me (but of course, I’m too preoccupied with the SDMB), and another party. I’ll ease into this one, and really kick back in a couple of hours when I can get out of here. Well done hypergirl, and by the way, you joined just before me, and have over double the number of posts! You’re not kidding with your screen name 😃 HenrySpencer ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/8 "2000-09-19T02:34:43Z")
Congratulation’s on 300, hypergirl- And I hope you enjoy your party very, very much! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/9 "2000-09-19T02:36:41Z")
Conga-Rats! And many more… ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/10 "2000-09-19T02:36:57Z")
Welcome to the party, Henry (if I can call you that). settle in. Have a drink (no, I’m not trying to get people drunk, not little innocent me). And as far as post count, my friend Tasha joined just before me, and shes about to hit 1000. Thanks anyway. OK, I have decided that people aren’t having enough fun, so it’s time to bring in the strippers. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/11 "2000-09-19T02:48:53Z")
Strippers? Nude Twister? Scotti? Hypergirl? Friends? _sings_ These are a few of my favourite things… ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/12 "2000-09-19T02:50:15Z")
Nice, but _my_ party had explosives. 😛 But hey, liquor’s liquor. Somebody toss me a bottle o’ Jack D.'s 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/13 "2000-09-19T02:53:27Z")
You want a bottle? Have two. Welcome to dpr and Gunslinger. We’re having fun, right? Though I have to admit, my male slut isn’t doing much for me (j/k). ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/14 "2000-09-19T02:54:29Z")
Yay! A party! I could use one of those right about now … ::eyes the ready and waiting twister board:: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/15 "2000-09-19T03:06:48Z")
In his defense of a friend, I must say that Monster104 does apparently do a good job as a male slut. At least so the rumours say. It’s just his attention span… 😉 I can offer you a massage until his ADD medication kicks in if you’d like. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/16 "2000-09-19T03:16:47Z")
Wow, 300, you’re movin’ on up…congrads Oh, This is a party! :Silo runs out to his car to retrive an ice cold keg (if you’re gonna party, gots to do it right :p): Would you like a full body massage, hypergirl? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/17 "2000-09-19T05:38:04Z")
**Gunslinger** said: > [@](#): > > Nice, but my party had explosives. Yeah, but here we have **hypergirl** to look at. At yours we had…well, you. Congrats, Hyper. Silo, tap that keg. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/18 "2000-09-19T05:44:11Z")
Happy posting, hypergirl. Here’s to 300 more and more and more and more and… Naked Twister!! ::takes off all her clothes:: I am SO there! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/19 "2000-09-19T06:49:27Z")
Right on hypergirl. Sorry, I think there’s been some possible infection of the alcohol at the bar. Looks like I’m going to have to start testing, to make sure it’s all alright for consumption. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/20 "2000-09-19T06:50:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*Naked Twister!! > ::takes off all her clothes:: > I am SO there! 😃 \*\* Holy shimmering sheep shit! Forget the booze, looks like I’m trying Naked Twister. It’s my first time, so please…be gentle. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676.md?page=2)