# It's about damn time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676 "2000-09-19T01:29:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/21 "2000-09-19T11:30:22Z")
People are partying for 300 posts? 300 posts?? Come ON, people…at least wait 'til the 1k…for crying out loud… ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/22 "2000-09-19T11:36:09Z")
Hama, give her a break! I didn’t post when I hit 300 because everyone was going on about too many post parties…but people are having fun & there’s beer & naked twister - how can you stand in the way of progress like that? Congrats Hyper, 😛 Hama (you have to do 10 press ups in the middle of the twister pad during a game to make up!) ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/23 "2000-09-19T12:32:20Z")
_Hrmmmph_ One. _Hrmmmph_ Two. _Hrmmmph_ Three. Uh…do I have to do ten? Can’t I make up for it some other way? _Hrmmmph_ Four. _Hrmmmph_ Five. Please? I’m getting kinda tired here…I’m not in the best physical shape in the world… _Hrmmmph_ Six… ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/24 "2000-09-19T15:33:55Z")
Hamadryad, You know how that goes… Do you ever let a guy in front of you in rush hour traffic? Hell no, but it’s some cute chick, I’ll bet you let them in every time. come on… admit it. I used to, until it was pointed out to me. Congrats on the 300th post. I’ve been around here forever, and barely have twice that many. I guess I don’t have a lot to say. Now, where is that bed?.. Damn sleep apnea! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/25 "2000-09-19T16:43:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Hamadryad, You know how that goes… Do you ever let a guy in front of you in rush hour traffic? Hell no, but it’s some cute chick, I’ll bet you let them in every time. I’m a cute chick, you dink. I don’t let ANYONE cut in front of me. _Hrmmmph_ Se…ven… Oh, all right, stupid inane prematurely-ejaculating OP. Congratulations on making 300 posts. Neener. I got there first. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/26 "2000-09-19T23:56:16Z")
_helps Hama up_ You okay? Don’t worry about the post thing - some people like to celebrate and who are we to stop them. Let’s just enjoy the party. So how have you been? Long time no ‘speak’ _tries not to get distracted by Silver Fire’s nudity…_ ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/27 "2000-09-20T00:14:03Z")
um, well, i feel like a jenny-come-lately, but it’s better to come lately than never to come at all, right? (or to come too soon, but thats really not a girl’s problem) Anyway, congrats Hypergirl on the big 0.3K! Now, where’s some naked men and good ol’ liquor? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/28 "2000-09-20T03:07:58Z")
Hey, it looks like y’all are having fun. I have two more offers for massages. Hmmmm…Well, I could get one after the other, or I could take you both at the same time. Choices choices. But for now, I think I’m going to sit back with my sex in the beach and watch the naked twister competition. I’m surprised no one has taken advantage of the jello wrestling. But thanks for coming to my little party. (They like me, they really like me! … It’s not JUST the free beer, is it?) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/29 "2000-09-20T04:17:17Z")
No, it’s NOT just the free beer. It’s the free alcohol AND naked twister. 😉 Mental note: hypergirl is a voyeur. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/30 "2000-09-21T02:03:42Z")
I guess the thread never makes it anywhere until way past when I get online these days. Congrats sweetie, and where’s my drink? Hey dpr, can I get a scalp massage? You’ll hear when you’re doing it right. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/31 "2000-09-21T02:15:24Z")
Welcome to the party, Tasha. Better late than never. As I said, drinks are over that way. dpr, how do you know I’m a voyeur? Is there anything wrong with that? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/32 "2000-09-21T16:56:25Z")
Don’t worry about reaching 300 late, **hypergirl**. I reached 300 only this weekend, and check out _my_ registration date. BTW, is there Bombay Sapphire gin at this do? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/33 "2000-09-21T20:48:31Z")
It’s waayyy too quiet in here! Where’s the music? \ Where’s the CD player? Let’s crank this baby up! Congratulations, Hypergirl! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/34 "2000-09-22T01:09:28Z")
Hi Jess!! Now me being the life of the party as I have always been in the past, will go and sit against the wall, watching the insanity going on around me. Congrats on the number of posts. I’ll get to that number in like 10 yrs. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/35 "2000-09-23T15:47:25Z")
Lauren, when you hit 100, we’ll throw a party for ya, ok? Some people just go at a different pace than others. Seems Jessica did forget about the music aspect. ::Puts some booty music on and starts dancing:: Much better. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/36 "2000-09-23T15:50:22Z")
Oops. Music. You’re right. How could I have forgotten. I guess I was distracted by the male strippers over there. ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/37 "2000-09-23T17:09:31Z")
PARTY! WO-HO! Congrats Hypergirl, great party, but it needs a bartender. I nominate myself. :Hops over bar, begins stocking shelves: …tequila, Jack Danial’s, flying potion, vodka, endurance potion… :goes on like that:. Who’s Thirsty? ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/38 "2000-09-24T16:46:26Z")
Is the party over? I just took over the bar. Free drinks. Beer, Alchohol, Magic Potions, Mixed together… Why does no tell the bartender when everyone leaves? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/39 "2000-09-24T17:36:10Z")
Aww, I’ll take a drink. Make a rum and coke for me please. ::leans over the bar and takes a maraschino cherry from the other side:: ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676/40 "2000-09-24T17:55:06Z")
Arkon, have any hard cider over there? Can any one be kind enough to keep my clothes safe while I join naked Twister? Happy 300 hypergirl. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-about-damn-time/33676.md?page=3)