# It's Alive!-A Bachelor Fridge MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 12, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355 "2010-07-12T03:04:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/41 "2010-07-12T22:03:08Z")
Sigh. My terribly humorous Special 1 sighting joke went completely um-commented on. Le sigh. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/42 "2010-07-12T22:36:48Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Sigh. My terribly humorous Special 1 sighting joke went completely um-commented on. > > Le sigh. Welcome to **VunderBob’s** world of comedy. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/43 "2010-07-12T22:55:24Z")
**StickyBuns** maybe they moved it to the Middle East and were goin’ to surprise everybody by jumpin’ out and yellin’ “BOO!” Hence the Gazaboo. 😃 Pizza et. OYKW ummm… “welcomed” home. He’s havin’ a soak in the jacuzzi tub right now cause he’s all tahrd from the drive, poor thing. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/44 "2010-07-12T23:10:05Z")
Don’t feel ignored, **Soapy** ; I laughed. Just only now getting around to commenting. Now if only our friend **SO** would come back and read about himself! Happy Birthday, **rigsy**! Hope you’ve gotten to do something fun. ::waves hi at new people and at occasional Mumpers:: If **swampy** brings you pizza, will you come to my house and clean and organize, **FCM**? I signed you up for next Monday, by the way. That’s a valid reason to be happy that Spain won, **Nava**. All the public viewing opportunities looked like fun, I thought (as long as the weather was decent). ::smacks **swampy** upside the head for the painful pun:: Oh, my **Sticky** , that’s…words fail me. Why would you post anything to begin with unless you’d confirmed that you’d gotten the details right? (Don’t answer; I know…) Didn’t sleep enough so I’m falling asleep on the couch while typing. Should prolly stop and take a little nap. Hugs all. GT ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/45 "2010-07-12T23:30:58Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **picu** what some people will do to be famous! 😛 Good luck y’all! > > I just ordered pizza online from Papa John’s. I’m leavin’ in a few to go pick it up and by the time I get it back home OYKW should be here. He says he’s tahrd! I bet cause that’s one looooooooooooooong ass drive acrost Alabammy. > > Ok, time to go get pizza! Famous?! I’m already famous! I was on TV every day for over 2 years. (An AT&T commercial) I just want the money!😃 ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/46 "2010-07-12T23:43:26Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Famous?! I’m already famous! I was on TV every day for over 2 years. (An AT&T commercial) I just want the money!😃 Linky? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/47 "2010-07-12T23:46:52Z")
**picu** reached out and touched someone! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/48 "2010-07-13T00:56:53Z")
Time for my beauty sleep… I’ve started working on next week’s MMP. I need to get the photos sorted, labeled, and uploaded. I know you can’t wait! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/49 "2010-07-13T01:24:23Z")
You’re right, we can’t. ::taps foot and waits for next Monday to get here:: 😃 As for fridge things: yeah, sometimes I overbuy cheese or veggies and they…become icky. I wanna be like **swampy** and **Puggy** and wasn’t there someone else who never has dead stuff in their fridge? Pickles last forever. It’s pouring right now. We needed rain, but maybe not quite this much. Off to do stuff and crawl into bed. Hugs. GT ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/50 "2010-07-13T01:33:25Z")
And another day, another dollar. Six days till pool time. > [@picunurse](#): > > Famous?! I’m already famous! I was on TV every day for over 2 years. (An AT&T commercial) I just want the money!😃 I’ve been in the background for news stories for the last 20 years. I’m just photogenic that way. Good luck, **ShinyCat**! **gt** , can we at least wait till my MMP hits page 3? ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/51 "2010-07-13T01:44:32Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > … **gt** , can we at least wait till my MMP hits page 3? Yes. In fact, I think we can wait until the calendar says “late Sunday” or “early Monday.” Wow, it’s really pouring out. Some more. Off to sleep now…really. GT ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/52 "2010-07-13T02:19:55Z")
Yes, **swampy** , that was a terrible pun. But not surprising from the man who canteloupe. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/53 "2010-07-13T03:33:41Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Famous?! I’m already famous! I was on TV every day for over 2 years. (An AT&T commercial) I just want the money!😃 You got me beat. Bits and pieces of me have been in several movies and documentaries but never the whole me. Something about my face being perfect for radio or something like that. > [@swampbear](#): > > **Ruble** if I couldn’t entice him with a pool and real beer. Reckon he’d agree if I sweetened the deal with some meat on the grill and/or smoker and the hot tub? 😃 **and** > [@gardentraveler](#): > > As for fridge things: yeah, sometimes I overbuy cheese or veggies and they…become icky. I wanna be like **swampy** and **Puggy** and wasn’t there someone else who never has dead stuff in their fridge? No dead things here but maybe some stuff that can make things dead ------ does that count? And between the beer and hot tubs and pizza and everything I don’t know about **OAK** but I am for sure paying attention to how this thread is developing. 😃 > [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Yes, **swampy** , that was a terrible pun. But not surprising from the man who canteloupe. 😛 That noise you just heard coming from the East was the sound of me spitting iced tea (unsweetened) out of my nose. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/54 "2010-07-13T06:26:32Z")
Good Lord -------- I killed it!!! ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/55 "2010-07-13T06:36:26Z")
It… Is… Alive…!!! (so grab it quick and put it in your fridge! :D) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/56 "2010-07-13T08:12:58Z")
I thought you were supposed to take alive things out of the fridge. Unless they’re shellfish. Oh, wait, you’re supposed to take those out, before you eat them. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/57 "2010-07-13T08:38:06Z")
So… my football pun was **so** bad you decided to ignore it in order not to embarrass me? :dubious: :eek: \*\*Ivory \*\*-- I saw your gem, but modesty precluded my commenting on it…! :o (also, it sounds to me more like something out of one of [David Attenborough](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Attenborough)’s nature documentaries) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/58 "2010-07-13T09:04:03Z")
No, I just don’t get it… Littlebro might… I heard **Ivory** ’s discovery in Félix Rodríguez de la Fuente’s voice, he’s the guy who did The Nature Documentaries in Spanish TV back when there were only two channels (it was one of the first programs to be broadcast in color, too). ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/59 "2010-07-13T10:21:37Z")
I know I have complained about this before… Probably this specific invoice. Most of my clients pay by credit card but a couple of them will mail checks to me. One of these clients is notoriously slow and I recently had to get someone higher up involved. So, the higher up gets involved and I get a check for everything that is due except for the oldest freaking invoice.\* You know, the one that has been included on about 3 statements and has been emailed to them separately about 4 other times. Last night I emailed her again telling her that I’d like to get paid and did she need another copy. She just emailed me back saying that I should send her a copy and ‘_if it was due_’ she’d make sure it got paid today. IF? Ok, lady, whatever. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Just pay the darn bill already! \*It’s from February! ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/60 "2010-07-13T10:24:44Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > That noise you just heard coming from the East was the sound of me spitting iced tea (unsweetened) out of my nose. :smack: You should surrender your super-secret identity and join the growing force of Mumpers on [del]Parade[/del] Facebook. That way you’d get to hear all of **swampy’s** wonderful puns. Well, maybe you’re better off without us after all. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355.md?page=4)