# It's Alive!-A Bachelor Fridge MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 12, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355 "2010-07-12T03:04:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/81 "2010-07-13T20:08:24Z")
I killded the MMP! :eek: I found the wireless mouse I bought oh six months or so ago just now, so I wrestled it out of the four pounds of plastic wrap it was in and got it workin’. How did I ever live without it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/82 "2010-07-13T20:13:49Z")
Oh dear, **Wile**. You have no reason to feel guilty, but I can’t think of any sort of sane person who wouldn’t. ☹ More humor from my craigslist resumes: 1 response to each asking if the item was still available. For a job ad. 😕 One very obvious check scam. Which, for the record, I did not even remotely fall for. There were also some genuine responses which is nice. My mom is possibly the world’s best mom. Or at least close. She cashed out her retirement fund from her home business and _is giving me the check_. Not for bills either, but to get new glasses, a laptop, and an e-reader if there’s enough money leftover. So, all the stuff I wanted to buy with my graduation money, but couldn’t because I used it to pay bills. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/83 "2010-07-13T20:40:53Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > It’s rainin’! YAY! I heard boombooms off in the distance. I wish. > > Dindin tonight is hamburger steaks with onion gravy, field peas with snaps, rice and bizkits. Ima make a peach cobbler too just cause it happens to be somebody’s favorite and I bought some good 'niller ice cream while I was at :eek:Wally\*World:eek:. Ohhh…☹ yer killin’ me! I’m only allowed clear liquids until after…um.. ah… um… [sub]my colonoscopy[/sub] tomorrow. Of course, in 2 hours I get to start drinking a gallon of “koolade” sort of. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/84 "2010-07-13T21:36:17Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Ohhh…☹ yer killin’ me! I’m only allowed clear liquids until after…um.. ah… um… [sub]my colonoscopy[/sub] tomorrow. Of course, in 2 hours I get to start drinking a gallon of “koolade” sort of. Might as well move into the bathroom for the duration. Or, you could make Rorshach blots on the ceiling. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/85 "2010-07-13T22:26:29Z")
Yanno, coming back to work after vacation is bad enough, but having to do 3 hours OT?? Not nice. I’s pooped!! On the other hand, I didn’t forget my passwords while I was away, so there’s that. Anyway, I’m home, in my robe and slippers, about to start sorting and editing vacation photos. rah. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/86 "2010-07-13T22:44:43Z")
**picu** ick! I hate those things. For my last one I only had to drink two little bottles of stuff instead of the gallon of stuff. I have no idea why that was. The first time I had to drink the gallon size. Same doc too. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/87 "2010-07-13T23:47:12Z")
I got lucky with mine, too - just a little “lemon-ginger flavored” bottle of purger. I don’t understand why anyone would prescribe the mega-jug when there is an alternative. Just finished sorting thru the first set of photos. I uploaded some, and I’m about to delete some of them, now that I have them all in one place. I’m trying my best not to make the albums too boring… ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/88 "2010-07-14T00:17:48Z")
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Blurf. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/89 "2010-07-14T00:36:53Z")
Wet thunderboomers!! YAY!! I’ve gotten thru a fraction of our pics. What a chore!!! I took way too many… ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/90 "2010-07-14T00:56:01Z")
I found out today I didn’t make the referral list for the job I applied for. It’s not a big deal; I didn’t think I had all of the required qualifications anyway. Apparently, I was qualified, however I wasn’t “best qualified”. I don’t really have any other news. Just another day in the life of taters. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/91 "2010-07-14T01:34:28Z")
**Swampy** , when did you pose for[this poster?](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/swampy.jpg) :dubious: I submitted a picture to Friends of Irony. I’ll let y’all know if they post it. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/92 "2010-07-14T01:38:45Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > **Swampy** , when did you pose for[this poster?](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/swampy.jpg) :dubious: I didn’t LOL at this, but I grinned mightily. 😃 Ok, back to the bbq chicken! ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/93 "2010-07-14T02:49:46Z")
I, on the other hand, _did_ LOL. Sorry about your co-worker, **Wile E**. Of course it’s not your fault. (But I understand why it feels that way.) Sorry you didn’t make the best list for that job, **Taters**. Keep trying! My 11-YO nephew posted on FB that he has a girlfriend. Is it bad that the news made me giggle? I should be asleep by now…so why am I so awake??? Hugs. GT ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/94 "2010-07-14T03:05:53Z")
Anybody want a cookie? Apparently my math skills weren’t so good this evening so I have quite a few leftover. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/95 "2010-07-14T03:29:39Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Anybody want a cookie? > > Apparently my math skills weren’t so good this evening so I have quite a few leftover. Oh! I’ll take one! I did my select a seat, got to move over 12 chairs. I had to buy a second seat(they don’t allow single leftover seats anymore), I’m paying less than before.😃 I LOLed at the poster, too. > [@Juliana](#): > > I’d like to! But who are you guys? Really? > 😕😃 I’m the Booster Club Scheduling ottoman(I didn’t want to be a chair). ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/96 "2010-07-14T04:22:06Z")
I am drinking wine and eating chocolate cake because I feel stabby and it makes me feel better. I feel stabby because of yet another coworker that never shuts up and knows it all and I can’t take it anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/97 "2010-07-14T05:25:14Z")
**Juliana** , I think if you search for Straight Dope in the search box on top of your wall and select the non-logoed “The Straight Dope” group, you’ll be in. I’m a member, but I’ve rarely seen posts in my feed. Of course, I play several games, so things get a little lost in the shuffle. I wonder if I can add a group to a list? Off to check! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/98 "2010-07-14T08:22:28Z")
Morning all! I am back from my lovely trip to Antwerp, have celebrated Spain’s victory and collected my winnings from the office sweepstake…and gained 2lbs in weight. That’s it, I am officially a bloater! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/99 "2010-07-14T08:24:45Z")
Blurf in spades. Dog got me up at 3 AM for a trip outside, then there was an all available hands page for CPR on the other side of the county that kept me awake. It was too far for me to get there in a timely manner. Harumph. I have a job interview today. Please cross appendages. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/100 "2010-07-14T08:27:34Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I got lucky with mine, too - just a little “lemon-ginger flavored” bottle of purger. I don’t understand why anyone would prescribe the mega-jug when there is an alternative. They’re getting a kickback. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355.md?page=6)