# It's Alive!-A Bachelor Fridge MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 12, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355 "2010-07-12T03:04:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/121 "2010-07-14T17:15:19Z")

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> [@Ann\_Onimous](#):
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> Good morning, all you bright and happy people! I wish I were bright, but I’m happy!
> 
> Now you’ll have to figure out a new nickname for me… **Jules** may not be good now. 😃

Hmmmm – Ann - Jewels. Annuals pronounced badly? Or AO for short? Or Tugboat since that old tune just embedded itself in my brain. Damn – Swampykins is much better at this stuff than I am.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/122 "2010-07-14T17:23:47Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> I’m at work. I haven’t hurt anyone…

Hey, you’re my new idol.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/123 "2010-07-14T17:24:35Z")

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How about **Who?** 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/124 "2010-07-14T17:46:11Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> How about **Who?** 🙂

“The band on stage!” 😃

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/125 "2010-07-14T18:05:02Z")

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I am so sad and he wasn’t even mine. The kitty next door at TVLand died and they think he was poisoned. Cheddar was such a sweet fellow. I will definitely miss him. ☹

And what kind of person would do such a thing???

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/126 "2010-07-14T20:54:09Z")

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Mean, rotten, despicable, lowdown, dirty, awful, in need of **BooFae’s** pointy stick of doom people **StickyBuns** that’s who! :mad:☹

Dindin shall be done shortly. Rice is cookin’ as I post. I’s hongry!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/127 "2010-07-14T20:59:36Z")

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Inventory went well, I got out at 10:30. I napped, I took Gordie to the **DOGPARK!** , Now I’m chillin’.

> [@Ann\_Onimous](#):
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> “The band on stage!” 😃

Another Animaniacs fan. I think I love you.😃

> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> I am so sad and he wasn’t even mine. The kitty next door at TVLand died and they think he was poisoned. Cheddar was such a sweet fellow. I will definitely miss him. ☹
> 
> And what kind of person would do such a thing???

☹

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/128 "2010-07-14T22:07:12Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> I refuse to sign contracts where either my name or my ID# aren’t correct. Apparently my new phone company thinks this is a strange quirk 😛

You are far too stuck on facts, obviously.

That’s awful, **Sticky**. :(:(☹

Hope the interview went well, **Bobbio**.

**Taters** , that’s horrible. And a good reminder why you need to get the heck out of there. Are you looking at every single opportunity?

Have eaten 3 quesadillas and need to get outside to do some plant maintenance.

Back later…

Hugs to all.

GT

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/129 "2010-07-14T22:55:34Z")

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Had to work a little later again today, but less than an hour, so there’s that. We has salad, Amish corn, and shrimps for supper - very yum! Maybe ice cream later.

I gotta tell yas, I love the new group of folks I work with. As we were moving into the new office, I put a note on the big white board:

[INDENT]Citizens of 706  
The fridge and microwave  
are clean. Let’s see if  
we can keep them from becoming  
science experiments.[/INDENT]  
When I got back from vacation, there were a few strategic erasures:

[INDENT]Citizens of 706

are clean. Let’s see if  
we can[COLOR=“White”]… become  
science experiments.[/COLOR][/INDENT]

😃

Tomorrow is our last work day, for all intents and purposes. Friday is the open house, meaning all classified materials need to be out of sight. Without them, we can’t work. I may take Friday off. Depends on my workload…

How’d the interview go, **BBBobbio**??

Who wants to give me a foot massage?? Anyone one??

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/130 "2010-07-14T23:06:16Z")

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Dindin was as usual teh num. I am reminded, however, of the fact tht I don’t eat cucumbers often for a reason. _ **BURP** _ Excuse Me! And don’t give me that burpless cucumber bit. It ain’t true. I loves cucumbers though so it’s worth it. Just not in polite company. Cause I’m all suave and couth like that.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/131 "2010-07-15T00:05:57Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Another Animaniacs fan. I think I love you.😃

That sketch is my all-time favorite. The kids learned their states and capitals by listening to Wakko Warner.

I’m cheesed off. I had a beautiful plate of spaghetti, covered in parmesan. I took a minute to look up the carb counts for our daughter (her insulin dosage is based on her carbs) and our dog licked my pasta. We had been trying to keep her away from the table. Didn’t work. Oh, well.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/132 "2010-07-15T00:23:17Z")

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MMMMMMMMM… spaghetti and dog slobber! 😃

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/133 "2010-07-15T00:48:44Z")

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Blurf. So tired. So much left to do before bedtime.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/134 "2010-07-15T01:55:39Z")

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> [@Ann\_Onimous](#):
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> That sketch is my all-time favorite. The kids learned their states and capitals by listening to Wakko Warner.
> 
> I’m cheesed off. I had a beautiful plate of spaghetti, covered in parmesan. I took a minute to look up the carb counts for our daughter (her insulin dosage is based on her carbs) and our dog licked my pasta. We had been trying to keep her away from the table. Didn’t work. Oh, well.

This begs the question - did you eat it anyway? 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/135 "2010-07-15T02:03:25Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> How about **Who?** 🙂

> [@Ann\_Onimous](#):
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> “The band on stage!” 😃

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Another Animaniacs fan. I think I love you.😃

> [@Ann\_Onimous](#):
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> That sketch is my all-time favorite.

[just in case there are folks out there who’ve never seen it](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlXjIg4fH74)

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/136 "2010-07-15T03:57:45Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> This begs the question - did you eat it anyway? 😃

No. I gave it to her. My wonderful hubby made more pasta and brought me another plate. It also had a big honking end piece of garlic bread. NUM. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/137 "2010-07-15T09:12:35Z")

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My alarm is set to go off in about 5 minutes. Too bad I’ve already been awake for about 1 1/2 hours. :smack:

Big day today. Wish me luck!

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/138 "2010-07-15T09:18:29Z")

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May you not need luck.  
My head hurts.  
I’m going to Mom’s for the weekend; we’re celebrating SiL’s birthday on Sunday (I would have preferred to skip that, but this is the most convenient weekend for me to go there, and at least it means I get some Kidlets Time) and I’ve already arranged to use Lilbro’s car to pick some stuff from my house on Saturday. I’m going up with an empty suitcase and coming down with it full. I feel so… organized.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/139 "2010-07-15T10:50:42Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. That’s the extent of my excitement at this point.

Good luck **StickyBuns**!

**Nava** your organizational skills leave me plotzed! 😃 Hope your haid feels better soon.

**Annie, Anon, Choose Another Nickname** (have we settled this yet?) hubby sounds like a keeper.

Rumbly tummy wants feedin’, so I shall.

Later Y’all!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2010, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-alive-a-bachelor-fridge-mmp/546355/140 "2010-07-15T10:56:26Z")

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major humidity induced blurfage

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