# It's almost too good not to share **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552 "2011-08-29T23:04:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/1 "2011-08-29T23:04:02Z")
Knock. Knock. ---
**Author:** ![curious11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@curious11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious11)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/2 "2011-08-29T23:09:02Z")
who’s there? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/3 "2011-08-29T23:11:04Z")
Owls. ---
**Author:** ![curious11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@curious11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious11)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/4 "2011-08-29T23:24:00Z")
Owls Who? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/5 "2011-08-29T23:28:16Z")
Yes, yes they do. ---
**Author:** ![curious11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@curious11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious11)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/6 "2011-08-29T23:49:03Z")
_groan_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/7 "2011-08-30T00:07:37Z")
Aww, don’t feel bad you’re not the first and I am sure you will not be the last. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/8 "2011-08-30T00:25:23Z")
Knock knock. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/9 "2011-08-30T00:26:13Z")
Who’s there? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/10 "2011-08-30T00:34:19Z")
…_shakes fist and curses at knock and run hooligans…_ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/11 "2011-08-30T00:39:38Z")
Interrupting starfish. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/12 "2011-08-30T00:42:29Z")
Interrupting starfish who? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/13 "2011-08-30T00:53:58Z")
…_falls asleep at door, toppling over and smooshing the interrupting starfish…_ ---
**Author:** ![curious11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@curious11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious11)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/14 "2011-08-30T01:41:20Z")
It’ll make a difference to this one! ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/15 "2011-08-30T01:45:39Z")
> [@curious11](#): > > who’s there? Nice user name/post combo.. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/16 "2011-08-30T02:35:37Z")
My all-time favorite: Knock knock Who’s there? Knock Knock Who’s there? knock knock Who’s there? knock KNOCK Who’s there? Knock Knock Who’s there? _Knock knock_ Who’s there? **knock knock** Who’s there? Phillip Glass eta: I’m totally stealing the OP joke for my repertoire. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/17 "2011-08-30T02:50:40Z")
Eggs, bacon and sausage walk into a bar and order drinks. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.” ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/18 "2011-08-30T03:13:57Z")
Ok, I’ve got one … You start… ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/19 "2011-08-30T03:59:35Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Ok, I’ve got one .. You start.. Alright. Knock knock… (I just delivered this one to my daughter and her friends on her 13th bday, it was a hit.) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/20 "2011-08-30T04:17:44Z")
This one has to follow the owl joke. Knock, knock [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552.md?page=2)