# It's almost too good not to share **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552 "2011-08-29T23:04:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/41 "2011-09-01T03:13:30Z")
> [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](#): > > Who’s there? Nevermind. {grumble} **friedo** stole mine. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/42 "2011-09-01T03:29:36Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > Knock knock. > > Who’s there? > > To. > > To who? > > To _whom_. I hereby nominate this as the official SDMB joke of jokes, to be enacted with equal parts vigor and reverence prior to the opening toast of all Dopefests. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/43 "2011-09-01T03:36:04Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > I hereby nominate this as the official SDMB joke of jokes, to be enacted with equal parts vigor and reverence prior to the opening toast of all Dopefests. I like that one because it reminds me of [the pretentious owl](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjlPqMKTk04). ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/44 "2011-09-01T04:02:18Z")
Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Now you say, “control freak who?” ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/45 "2011-09-01T04:41:19Z")
Knock, Knock Who’s there? Little old Lady Little old lady who? Amazing, I didin’t know you could yodel. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/46 "2011-09-01T04:48:05Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > I like that one because it reminds me of [the pretentious owl](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjlPqMKTk04). [The kid who always gets what she wants](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjlPqMKTk04#t=27s)is great! ---
**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/47 "2011-09-01T12:19:23Z")
Knock knock…knock…knock…knock, knock knock…knock knock Who’s there? Michael J Fox… ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/48 "2011-09-01T13:04:26Z")
My son’s favorite: Knock Knock Who’s there? Panther Panther who? Panther no panths, I’m going thwimming. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/49 "2011-09-01T16:33:09Z")
knock knock knock, Penny. knock knock knock, Penny. kn- ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/50 "2011-09-01T16:37:25Z")
> [@Martiju](#): > > Knock knock…knock..knock…knock, knock knock…knock knock > Who’s there? > Michael J Fox… I will be using this one. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/51 "2011-09-01T19:46:15Z")
> [@SciFiSam](#): > > That reminds me of when my daughter was 3 or 4 (she did this for a while) and liked to tell this joke: > > Why did the banana go to the doctor’s? > > Because it wasn’t peeling well! > > Everyone always laughed, because you generally do when a toddler tells you a joke and it’s OK as toddler jokes go. > > So she was encouraged, and always followed it up with ‘why did the orange go to the doctor’s?’ because it wasn’t orangeing well!’ which made people genuinely laugh because it was surreal. > > It’s a good thing she only knew the names of about 12 fruits at that age. A similar story about my oldest niece when she was about the same age: Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive you! Cute, right? Then, encouraged by my positive response, she began replacing “Olive” with other completely random words, even though the joke no longer made any sense. Banana you! Hamburger you! Table you! And she got louder and more excited each time, until finally: Knock knock! Who’s there? Duck! (Me, barely containing my laughter) Duck who? (~4-year-old girl) _ **DUCK YOU!!!** _ The whole room burst out in hysterics. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/52 "2011-09-01T20:06:26Z")
Knock knock ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/53 "2011-09-01T20:13:54Z")
Who’s there? ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/54 "2011-09-01T20:17:00Z")
smell mop ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/55 "2011-09-01T20:27:44Z")
Smell mop who? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/56 "2011-09-01T20:45:27Z")
> [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](#): > > Smell mop who? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/57 "2011-09-02T01:52:33Z")
> [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](#): > > :smack: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![curious11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@curious11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious11)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/58 "2011-09-02T02:07:24Z")
> [@shijinn](#): > > knock knock knock, Penny. > knock knock knock, Penny. > kn- I just about died when she opened the door on the first set and he had to finish the last two sets. BWhahahahaha. Michael J. Fox, that was so bad! To Whom, I know someone to tell that joke to! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/59 "2011-09-02T07:43:49Z")
Knock knock Who’s there? The guy who went to a Philip Glass concert once, got an enormous headache within a half hour, and had to leave to prevent my head from exploding. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/60 "2011-09-02T09:57:18Z")
My favorite knock knock [joke.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnb5fqEAUs) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552.md?page=4)