# It's almost too good not to share

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552 "2011-08-29T23:04:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/61 "2011-09-02T13:28:36Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> Knock knock.
> 
> Who’s there?
> 
> Control freak. Now you say, “control freak who?”

Never heard that one before, but damn, that’s funny!

> [@rowrrbazzle](#):
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> [The kid who always gets what she wants](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjlPqMKTk04#t=27s)is great!

It’s a good thing that IRL, hardly anyone’s toddler these days has ever heard “Cat’s in the Cradle.” Because it would be a devastating weapon in the wrong hands (such as my 4 year old)!

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/62 "2011-09-02T15:45:38Z")

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> [@PaulParkhead](#):
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> An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

I recently heard a variation on this:  
Three Irishmen walked out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!  
And I’m ashamed to admit I don’t get the control freak joke:o

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/63 "2011-09-02T20:17:21Z")

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> [@singular1](#):
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> And I’m ashamed to admit I don’t get the control freak joke:o

(The control freak is telling you what to do.)

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/64 "2011-09-02T20:44:52Z")

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fornication.

Fornication who?

Fornication like this, I’d recommend a suit and tie!

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-almost-too-good-not-to-share/594552/65 "2011-09-03T17:06:39Z")

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> [@Lare](#):
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> (The control freak is telling you what to do.)

:smack:

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