# It's an internet message board, not a freaking book!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 16, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507 "2004-07-16T23:36:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507/21 "2004-07-17T18:44:37Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Read _this_ you weasels. Oh that’s right you can’t becuase it’s just too tiny. Far, far too tiny for your limited eyes, so essentially I can say _anything_ I want. Yeah baby, I’m looking at _you_. That’s a big pair you’re smuggling in that blouse. [/sub]

Now that’s just silly.

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507/22 "2004-07-17T18:52:34Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Read _this_ you weasels. Oh that’s right you can’t becuase it’s just too tiny. Far, far too tiny for your limited eyes, so essentially I can say _anything_ I want. Yeah baby, I’m looking at _you_. That’s a big pair you’re smuggling in that blouse.

I saw that. 😃

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507/23 "2004-07-17T19:09:50Z")

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Fad? You mean making explanations free of messy qualifiers so that they are consise without sacrificing accuracy? Yeah, that sucks. I liked it better when it took fifteen points to tease out one nitpicky point because someone didn’t just make an endnote to the post explaining a particular thing in more detail than was really necessary for most people. Conversations are better when you try to avoid clarity.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507/24 "2004-07-17T23:10:00Z")

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> [@Reeder](#):
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> It only works on IE.

Works a lot better in Opera. Can go from 20% to 1000%

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**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507/25 "2004-07-18T00:06:56Z")

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> [@Dog80](#):
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> This new fad\* is really annoying.

I guess _this_ will really bother you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507/26 "2004-07-18T18:41:01Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> [sub]  
> Read _this_ you weasels. Oh that’s right you can’t becuase it’s just too tiny. Far, far too tiny for your limited eyes, so essentially I can say _anything_ I want. Yeah baby, I’m looking at _you_. That’s a big pair you’re smuggling in that blouse. [/sub]

My eyes!!! My eyes!!! :eek:

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**Author:** ![grey\_ideas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/dfb087/32.png) [@grey\_ideas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grey_ideas)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-an-internet-message-board-not-a-freaking-book/255507/27 "2004-07-19T10:47:13Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> Works a lot better in Opera. Can go from 20% to 1000%

Yeah, just don’t do as **stpauler** suggested and hold the ctrl button and scroll _down_ with Opera…text gets really tiny!

Could just be the way I’ve got it set up though.

grey\_ideas

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