# It's another beautiful day... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 30, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393 "1999-12-30T19:43:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/1 "1999-12-31T06:41:00Z")
why don’t we all head out to the park. Bring your favorite dish and we’ll make a picnic. I’ll bring a frisbee and my softball and mitt. Anyone want to play? * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/2 "1999-12-30T19:43:00Z")
Would the cops let me take the keg to the park for everyone? * * * -Jesus Saves He passes to Mike Modano. THEY SCORE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/3 "1999-12-30T19:45:00Z")
Yeah, PCW, count me in. I’ve already eaten, so I’ll just stretch out in the warm grass over by that knoll and take a quick nap while y’all eat. Wake me for the softball game - I brought my glove and a couple of bats. Now, if you’ll excuse me…::Yawn, big stretch:: * * * The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/4 "1999-12-30T19:50:00Z")
I will bring paper plates, napkins, plastic silverware and styrofoam cups. (Because somebody has to bring that kind of stuff). Now, who is bringing the barbecue chicken and the potato salad? * * * Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/5 "1999-12-30T21:29:00Z")
I’ll bring the tater salad but I think we should prolly leave the meat to Burn or Chef. I hear they are well equipped in that area. ::sneaks in a supershooter incase it gets too hot:: * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/6 "1999-12-30T21:46:00Z")
::walking up with two coolers full of Schlitz on shoulders:: Who requested the cheap beer? I’m heeeeerreee! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/7 "1999-12-31T02:20:00Z")
Are you guys nuts? A picnic? It’s friggin’ snowing! I’m surrounded by crazy people. * * * Underneath my clothes I am completely naked. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/8 "1999-12-31T02:25:00Z")
I will do the BBQ chicken and you _won’t_ regret it! Like good sex, it’s sweet and spicy and hot and tangy and leaves you satisfied, if a little sticky. ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/9 "1999-12-31T05:11:00Z")
A little late here, but I got the baked beans and the deviled eggs! – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/10 "1999-12-31T05:53:00Z")
I’ve got chocolate chip cookies. And, stolen from the Guy Stuff thread, a bottle of JD. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F. ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/11 "1999-12-31T12:00:00Z")
Yes, I hope we can say that about tomorrow. If I don’t post anything tomorrow, it will mean that I’m probably dead. Watch out for those bombs, and everyone have a Safe New Year. * * * There’s always another beer. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/12 "1999-12-31T14:34:00Z")
Well, I’ve got the sodas (pop for you who call it that) for those who dont drink, or cant (at least not in public)… ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/13 "1999-12-31T19:17:00Z")
::pours a little JD in Doob’s soda and pretends the picnic is in Europe:: Thanks Kat! Should we eat first or work up an appetite with a little softball game? Wake up Doc!!! time to put that body to action! (bet you never thought you would hear that from a whore did ya?) * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/14 "1999-12-31T19:24:00Z")
Zzzzzmphm, huh? Body? Action? Time to play? Oh, softball! Yeah, cool, let’s go! Geez, PCW, you sure know how to wake a guy. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/15 "1999-12-31T20:29:00Z")
Sounds great! I’m bringing my dog and some chips and dips. I’ll bring some soda for the non-drinkers. Hey, anyone got a volley ball? I know where we can borrow a net… * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/16 "1999-12-31T20:32:00Z")
Oooo…sounds great Byz. I love to watch a good volley in motion. Aww geezz Doc… it’s all part of the JOB ya know. * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/17 "1999-12-31T21:47:00Z")
I’ve got some water guns too! ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-beautiful-day/12393/18 "2000-01-01T14:44:00Z")
## Today is a beautiful day! There’s always another beer.