# It's another post party, and a small one at that, now get nekkid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804 "2001-03-05T08:12:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/1 "2001-03-05T08:12:20Z")
Okay, so I wanted to wait a bit before I try to throw a “I post a lot of useless shit here” thread but hey! This is 301 for me! Kiss kiss and thank you all for putting up with my meaningless blather… Now bring on the drunken ORGY! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/2 "2001-03-05T08:37:01Z")
Oh dear…people have been looking and not posting…I am pathetic, indeed. :tossing on my tiger print shortie robe: Gawd, I hate being the first one nekkid with a bunch of lookie-loos! :sitting in the corner looking bemused: ---
**Author:** ![HannibalV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@HannibalV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HannibalV)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/3 "2001-03-05T08:39:19Z")
Ummm…I was nekkid when I got here–does that count? Anyway, congrats, **Tequila**! After some time away, I’m going to be back more, and soon I should be up to–woo-hoo!–100, myself. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/4 "2001-03-05T08:43:39Z")
Well, Tequila, I was naked too when I peeked in but I didn’t want anyone to think something was going on between us if they looked in here and saw us alone together with no clothes on! But now that someone else is here, I guess it’s ok! ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/5 "2001-03-05T08:44:18Z")
**I’m** nekkid, Tequila, but you know it’s not gonna get a lot of, mm, broads to post here- I’m too old and fat, though I do have perty eyes. Wow, 300 posts! I signed up before you did and I’m only at about 150- and it’s not like I’ve been avoiding frivolous posts, either. O.K., now what do we do when we’re nekkid? It’s been a long time… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/6 "2001-03-05T08:50:28Z")
wooo-hooo nekkid people lookin’! Okay someone call the hemaphrodite for me (hey it’s a fantasy…I see her as the chcik who doesn’t need to stop to put on the strap-on!) Anyway, what’s your pleasure/lube of choice HannibalV, EB, alonicist? Oh wait, where’s my hostess skills???! Here’s your complimentary drink/headjob. I like being noticed 😃 :slurp slurp: ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/7 "2001-03-05T08:58:08Z")
Mm, 186 posts- I’ve been a busy boy. Hi, evilbeth, nice to meet you! I’m Doug, and I like to call this little fellow “Noodle of Bristol” **~** ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/8 "2001-03-05T09:14:41Z")
Don’t you know these post parties are just a waste… {blur looks around}… OH MY GOD, EVERYONE IS NEKKID!!! Two of my three favorite named posters too! Tequila and evilbeth! Hi Everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/9 "2001-03-05T09:18:18Z")
(I think we’re all a little shy…) Two lovely ladies, two gallant gentleman with their gallant posts…how could it get better? Ah, **three** gallant posters, I presume! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/10 "2001-03-05T09:22:02Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by alonicist \* > **Mm, 186 posts- I’ve been a busy boy. Hi, evilbeth, nice to meet you! I’m Doug, and I like to call this little fellow “Noodle of Bristol”** ~_\* \*\* Um…nice to meet your little fellow! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/11 "2001-03-05T09:22:11Z")
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH\_HOO! hey EB…we’re 2 of blur’s 3 favorites, let’s drug him to get the name of the third one and break out the jello-shots and whipping cream for the hot tub! \*Oh man, someone take this 5 liter BOX of wine away from me…$7.00 BOX of wine is NOT a better value than a $7.00 bottle of wine…remind of this in a week, PLEASE) ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/12 "2001-03-05T09:26:59Z")
Thanks, **evilbeth**! He doesn’t get out much. Tekkie, you’re a sweet hostess. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/13 "2001-03-05T09:28:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*WAAAAAAAAAAAAH\_HOO! hey EB…we’re 2 of blur’s 3 favorites, let’s drug him to get the name of the third one and break out the jello-shots and whipping cream for the hot tub! > \*Oh man, someone take this 5 liter BOX of wine away from me…$7.00 BOX of wine is NOT a better value than a $7.00 bottle of wine…remind of this in a week, PLEASE) \*\* You’ll never get me to talk! I’ll help you out with the wine one glass at a time. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/14 "2001-03-05T09:43:58Z")
If we perform sexual favors will you tell us the third one? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/15 "2001-03-05T09:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*If we perform sexual favors will you tell us the third one? \*\* If you do that, I’ll name anyone you tell me too! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/16 "2001-03-05T09:54:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\* > If you do that, I’ll name anyone you tell me too! \*\* Okay, I was just wondering. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/17 "2001-03-05T10:18:47Z")
Well, being a normally shy person, I usually don’t get nekkid in public, but what the hell. ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/18 "2001-03-05T10:24:46Z")
Hi, Euty- love the rat wallpaper! Tequila, I think I’ll have that drink now- directly from the bottle? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/19 "2001-03-05T11:03:00Z")
But I was a little busy. 😃 And now I’m here, appropriately nekkid (how could I be any less with **Tequila** in the room?!!!) _walks over to her lovely friend, gives her a long, deep kiss_ Congratulations, m’dear. Now how… um… **where** do you want me? ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/20 "2001-03-05T11:17:58Z")
I’m a Pisces, too, March 20, even if I am a Virgo on the side, which makes me an hermaphrodite, sort of. We’ll be TwoPisces to please you! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804.md?page=2)