# It's another post party, and a small one at that, now get nekkid!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 5, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804 "2001-03-05T08:12:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/21 "2001-03-05T11:38:03Z")

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(now if only **pezpunk** and **Tristan** were here! As for Tequila, I think she left the room while the boards were down and is doing a little partying IRL…) Hi, TruePisces, you look cute naked! 🙂

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/22 "2001-03-05T11:41:54Z")

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Hi alonicist, I forgot to say hello to you when I first got in here. Hi TruePisces, nice to meet ya!

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**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/23 "2001-03-05T11:48:51Z")

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Hi blur, I wonder where T and evilbeth have wandered off to? I think I’ll get to bed and dream of them. And you, TruePisces! Good morning, love to all! 🙂

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/24 "2001-03-05T12:59:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \*  
> \*\* Oh wait, where’s my hostess skills???! Here’s your complimentary drink/headjob. I like being noticed 😃
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> :slurp slurp: \*\*

That will get you notiiiiiiicccceeeedddd!!!  
Ah…the hostess with the mostess…

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/25 "2001-03-05T13:25:27Z")

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Why is everyone getting naked? I’m ALWAYS naked… so this thread will be special.

(Puts some pants on)

WOOOOOOO!

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/26 "2001-03-05T13:26:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alonicist \*  
> \*\*(now if only **pezpunk** and **Tristan** were here! As for Tequila, I think she left the room while the boards were down and is doing a little partying IRL…) Hi, TruePisces, you look cute naked! 🙂 \*\*

Who me? I wasn’t really looking to party nekkid but thanks…

[sub]pezpunk leaves confused to how he gets mentioned in threads like this[/sub]

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/27 "2001-03-05T14:22:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alonicist \*  
> \*\*Hi, TruePisces, you look cute naked! 🙂 \*\*

Why, thank you, **alonicist**! _blush_

Hi **blur**! Nice to meet you, too! Nice little party **Tequila’s** throwing here, isn’t it?

**Totoro** , nice pants! 😉

_walks up to **lurker** , pushes him down in the chair behind him and sits on his lap so she can kiss him properly_ So what’s up? 😃

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/28 "2001-03-05T14:35:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \*  
> \*\*Oh man, someone take this 5 liter BOX of wine away from me…$7.00 BOX of wine is NOT a better value than a $7.00 bottle of wine…remind of this in a week, PLEASE) \*\*

_peeks in…spots **BOX o’ wine** …whirls around and makes a run for the door_

[sup]I have had my run in with the box o’ wine, thankyouverymuch.[/sup]

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/29 "2001-03-05T15:49:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> [B
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> _walks up to **lurker** , pushes him down in the chair behind him and sits on his lap so she can kiss him properly_ So what’s up? 😃 \*\*

You have to ask? ☹ I thought it was obvious…

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/30 "2001-03-05T16:39:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> > \*\*
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> > _walks up to **lurker** , pushes him down in the chair behind him and sits on his lap so she can kiss him properly_ So what’s up? 😃 \*\*
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> You have to ask? ☹ I thought it was obvious… \*\*

Oh my. I certainly didn’t mean… I mean… I wasn’t trying…

_sigh_

I seemed to have stuck my foot in it, haven’t I? Is there **ANY** way that I can possibly make it up to you? Any way at all?

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**Author:** ![bashere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bashere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bashere)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/31 "2001-03-05T19:00:51Z")

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_bashere walks in, wearing only a strategically positioned bottle of pierre joilet (flower bottle)_

Ms. Mockingbird! Love your posts. Anything I can do to…thank you for them?

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/32 "2001-03-05T21:09:54Z")

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Looks like you could use some catering Ms. **Mockingbird**!

::Zenster sets down party platters on the table::

Let’s see…

Cucumbers?  
Check!

Canteloupes?  
Check!

Carrots?  
Check!

Watermelons?  
[/sup](w & w/o injected vodka)[/sup]  
Check!

Raw Oysters?  
Check!

Chocolate Syrup?  
Check!

Whipped Cream?  
Check!

Large vat of Jell-O?  
[sup](There’s always room for Jell-O)[/sup]  
Check!

5 Gallon drum of vegetable oil?  
Check!  
Now, did anyone besides the ladies bring something to eat?

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/33 "2001-03-05T21:10:56Z")

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Good for you. 😃

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/34 "2001-03-05T22:03:53Z")

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I certainly picked one heck of a time to sober up. All this revelry, and here I sit, clothed, nursing an ice water. Don’t mind me, I’ll just be sitting in the corner gleefully grinning.

And, by the way, thanks everyone 🙂

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/35 "2001-03-06T02:02:57Z")

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Congratulations, **Tequila Mockingbird,** on coming up with one of my favorite usernames, and for using it so effectively for over 301 posts!

I notice that **Zenster** forgot to bring a cake, so I just left one on the table there.[sub]Beside that pile of clothes.[/sub]

Have a wonderful celebration!

Scotti 🙂

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/36 "2001-03-06T04:42:15Z")

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congrats- from a long time lurker.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/37 "2001-03-06T12:48:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> I seemed to have stuck my foot in it, haven’t I? Is there **ANY** way that I can possibly make it up to you? Any way at all?

You could take your foot out of it, for starters…:eek:

Congratulations, **Teek** , on reaching the big 3-0-1. Frankly, I find this disturbing, as I’m barely up to 350, and I’ve had an extra two months to post. Obviously I’ll have to cut back on work and family time to spend more time here…

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/38 "2001-03-07T00:36:39Z")

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:: upon entering, Tristan knocks the dust of 4 states of his shoes, and disrobes ::

Say, **Tequila** , nice place. So, now that I’m back from my roadtrip, may I lick you in the right spots till you scream? 😃

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/39 "2001-03-10T03:34:27Z")

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typical that the thread died when I showed up… I’m gonna try to bring it back though…

::pulls on latex gloves and starts liberally smearing the entire thread with lube… then reaches for shock-paddles on handy recreational defibrilator…::  
**ZZZZZZZZZZT!!!**

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**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/40 "2001-03-10T09:06:00Z")

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Omnium Tristan, post partibus…

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