# It's another post party, and a small one at that, now get nekkid! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804 "2001-03-05T08:12:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/41 "2001-03-10T09:17:16Z")
------& ----:)/ ----///\\ The only thing spiders wear to these parties are hats. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/42 "2001-03-10T15:47:32Z")
I’m in… Any excuse to get nekkid works for me 😉 Did I mention my tongue is so flexible I can fold it in half vertically and horizontally?? :::hardygrrl sits down and awaits worship::: ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/43 "2001-03-10T16:28:19Z")
I’ll worship you, hardygrrl. My tongue is not so flexible, but it’s large and strong. Ready? Let go: open out like a flower… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/44 "2001-03-10T16:32:24Z")
well… if you insist 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/45 "2001-03-10T17:21:56Z")
::gets nekkid:: What now? ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/46 "2001-03-10T17:46:11Z")
hardygrrl, hypergirl, please help each other out- I am called away on less urgent business. (Sigh.) If you would just put your tongue _here_, hypergirl…I am so sorry I must go…where are my shorts? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/47 "2001-03-10T18:18:22Z")
Did someone invite Jeff Hardy? I have an urgent need to lick chocolate syrup of every inch of his body and I don’t care who watches. Whoever brings him will get a gratitude BJ and yes I do swallow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/48 "2001-03-10T18:50:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alonicist \* > \*\*I’m a Pisces, too, March 20, \*\* Hey there birthday buddy. March 20 here too. Did you know that we share our B-day with Mr. Fred Rogers? How cool is that :rolleyes:. The only thing better than a naked post party is a naked birthday party. All you now-naked partiers can consider this an invitation. Until then, carry on. Wooo Hooo We’re nekkid, Buck nekked Wooo Hoooo ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/49 "2001-03-12T07:55:20Z")
I’ll be on the boards for our mutual birthday, **The Mermaid** , surely. (I know, I know…you told me not to call you Shirley.) Who should host the party? I’m somehow kinda sure Fred won’t be showing up to party nekkid with us, though. ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804/50 "2001-03-12T14:05:58Z")
[Clumsily enters the room…feels a bit nervous ‘cuz this is the first dopers’ party he ventures into… Quietly takes off all his clothes in a remote corner…kind of glad people have not noticed him just yet…but also worried cuz he can’t see anyone to party with] Hey, am I late??? Orrr… wherezzz the partyyy??? Congrats Teq! I hope to follow your footsteps soon!!! By the way, would you like a foot massage?🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-another-post-party-and-a-small-one-at-that-now-get-nekkid/56804.md?page=2)