# It's April Fool's Day, Cecil!  Come ON!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 1, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812 "2003-04-01T22:23:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/1 "2003-04-01T22:23:00Z")

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No Pit thread from you calling Ed Zotti a goat-felching pigfucker? No phony announcement naming **bj0rn** an administrator? No GQ thread asking what the third word ending in “-gry” is? No “Trolls Welcome” sign on the front page? Not even a humorous renaming of the fora? Throw us a frickin’ bone here!

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/2 "2003-04-01T22:32:24Z")

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Wow. Somebody missed the joke on the front page.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/3 "2003-04-01T22:36:19Z")

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Maybe the lack of an April Fool’s joke is, in fact, the joke itself.

Don’t ask me how that would work though.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/4 "2003-04-01T22:39:55Z")

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> Wow. Somebody missed the joke on the front page.

I don’t see a joke on the front page. It looks normal to me.  
😕

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/5 "2003-04-01T22:43:16Z")

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Nice one, Daniel.

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**Author:** ![firagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/13edae/32.png) [@firagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/firagon)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/6 "2003-04-01T23:41:49Z")

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Well, the staff report bears a reference to April Fool’s day.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/7 "2003-04-01T23:54:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monster104 \*  
> \*\*I don’t see a joke on the front page. It looks normal to me. \*\*

My work here is done.  
Daniel

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/8 "2003-04-02T00:05:25Z")

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Leave me alone, I’m a half drunk extremely tired college student.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/9 "2003-04-02T00:08:29Z")

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Damn if you didn’t get me rechecking the front page, **Daniel**.

::Shaking fist::

_DAMN YOU DANIEL WITHROW!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!_

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/10 "2003-04-02T00:16:51Z")

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Don’t feel bad, **Hamlet**. After I posted that, just to make sure I was being a smartass, I went back and double-checked the front page. Just to, y’know, be sure.

In other words, it even tricked me.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/11 "2003-04-02T00:25:55Z")

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Daniel, that one was done so smoothly, brilliant!

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/12 "2003-04-02T00:26:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*No Pit thread from you calling Ed Zotti a goat-felching pigfucker? No phony announcement naming **bj0rn** an administrator? No GQ thread asking what the third word ending in “-gry” is? No “Trolls Welcome” sign on the front page? Not even a humorous renaming of the fora? Throw us a frickin’ bone here! \*\*

Linky?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/13 "2003-04-02T01:38:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joe K \*  
> \*\*Linky? \*\*

Ummm…[OK](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174292)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/14 "2003-04-02T01:55:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monster104 \*  
> \*\*Leave me alone, I’m a half drunk extremely tired college student. \*\*

Only _half_ drunk? You _must_ be tired! 😉

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**Author:** ![Misery\_s\_Company](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@Misery\_s\_Company](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misery_s_Company)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/15 "2003-04-02T03:05:41Z")

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Very funny **Smeghead**!!! I should have known better.

Thanks, you made me laugh out loud.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-april-fools-day-cecil-come-on/165812/16 "2003-04-02T03:32:27Z")

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As one professional once said

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> Only amatures pull pranks on Aprils Fools Day.
