# It's Beastiality Barbie! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783 "2001-04-13T04:13:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/41 "2001-04-15T00:11:21Z")
Hey, I guess it’s no more disgusting than Betsy Wetsy, when you think about it… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/42 "2001-04-15T00:49:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni \* > \*\* > > That’s not even that new. I remember having something that was a clear plastic doll, with internal organs in living color. I THINK that you could remove the organs and put them back in, don’t remember for sure (this was over 30 years ago, folks). It also had a pregnancy package, which showed the fetus inside the womb, which you could place on the doll instead of the nonpregnant tummy. \*\* Sounds like [The Visible Woman](http://www.anatomy-resources.com/sh740.htm). Being a science-geek kid, I had the Visible Man, Visible Horse, Visible Cow, Visible Pigeon, Visible Frog, Visible Trout, and even the Visible Cricket . . . but I never had a Visible Woman. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/43 "2001-04-15T01:03:57Z")
[Here](http://www.hecklers.com/darbies/) are the soon-to-be-released Barbies. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/44 "2001-04-15T04:33:09Z")
\ [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Lamia \* \*\* [QUOTE I believe the reason why people found it so disturbing was because you could pop off the doll’s pregnant stomach, remove the baby doll inside, and then snap a flat stomach back on to the mother doll. I think we can all agree that’s a freakin’ weird doll. \*\*[/QUOTE] **\**. Um… I’m a 38 year old father of two, and…this is how _my mother_ told me that babies come into the world. You gonna tell me my mother FUCKING LIED TO ME??? \*\* \\*\*. 😃 Originally Posted by Marlitharn > [@](#): > > Still not as scary as Got Milk? Barbie. > I really wanted to buy that one, strip her to the waist, glue Kelly onto her nippleless tit, re-package it, and put it back on the store shelves Oh, I had one of those. It was actually called Colostrum Barbie. \* VERY\* controversial. Apparently shipped in cooperation with the LaLeche League? Yes? Yes, I think that’s the one \ Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/45 "2001-04-15T07:59:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lamia \* > There was never a pregnant Barbie. There was pregnant doll that came out about eight years ago, but it wasn’t a Barbie. > > I believe the reason why people found it so disturbing was because you could pop off the doll’s pregnant stomach, remove the baby doll inside, and then snap a flat stomach back on to the mother doll. I think we can all agree that’s a freakin’ weird doll. > \*\* Well, would you prefer an anatomically correct doll that only gave birth after you spent hours squeezing its stomach and listened to it scream obscenities about how cruel it was for Ken (or some other male doll) to knock her up to begin with? :o It could even come with an emergency C-section kit in case of breech birth! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/46 "2001-04-15T08:06:07Z")
WTF?? I meant to type the thingie to make the smilie go :eek:, not :o ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/47 "2001-04-15T12:56:33Z")
I HAVE Kitty Fun Barbie. The second I saw it in the store I knew I had to have it. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I’m a vet tech and I’m crazy for cats. In fact, my cat Angel is a big fluffy white cat and sometimes I call him My Little Marshmallow Head. I’m dying to get Veterinarian Barbie but I haven’t seen it in the stores for a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/48 "2001-04-18T16:27:24Z")
Wasn’t there a Barbie doll that grew taller and sprouted tits when you turned her arm? So you could dress her in the adolescent wardrobe or the adult one? Or was it only a bad dream? Please tell me it was only a bad dream… ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/49 "2001-04-19T00:44:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Colibri \* > \*\* . . . but I never had a Visible Woman. ☹ \*\* Well, if you were a science geek teen like me, there was at least one Invisible Woman! 😉 And I am disappointed - from the thread title, I was expecting this Barbie to come with a horse… or at least a Great Dane. Finally, the real concept isn’t that far out. Until my cat Boojum was a full year old, he had the worst case of gassy runs - constantly. If you squeezed too hard when you picked him up… well, let’s just say you better have been pointing his front end towards you. I’m **so** glad he outgrew that. (I think he outgrew it about the same time as he outgrew his fetish for eating rubber bands… or anything latex. Yes, eww, it was as bad as you are thinking.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783/50 "2001-04-19T06:50:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myron Van Horowitzski \* > \*\*Wasn’t there a Barbie doll that grew taller and sprouted tits when you turned her arm? So you could dress her in the adolescent wardrobe or the adult one? > > Or was it only a bad dream? Please tell me it was only a bad dream… \*\* No, it wasn’t a bad dream. It was Growing Up Skipper. You remember Skipper? And P.J.? Whatever happened to them, anyway? Barbie seems to have no female friends anymore. Could it be that she flaunted her many careers in their faces and made them feel so inadequate that they committed suicide? Or maybe moved to a convent in Tibet… And we all know that Ken is gay, but a gay male friend just isn’t the same as a female friend to talk girl talk to. And I don’t think Barbie and Ken really like each other anyway. She just hangs out with him because nobody else can stand to be within a mile of her. Barbie is evil. She has no emotions, therefore no need for friends. And people with no emotions are extremely dangerous, for they don’t care who they have to lie to, cheat, walk over or kill to get what they want… Barbie must be destroyed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-beastiality-barbie/61783.md?page=2)