# Its Bonita Supreme's Birthday Today! Please wish her a hapyy birthday:)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bonita-supremes-birthday-today-please-wish-her-a-hapyy-birthday/138740>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bonita-supremes-birthday-today-please-wish-her-a-hapyy-birthday/138740 "2002-11-25T19:21:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bonita-supremes-birthday-today-please-wish-her-a-hapyy-birthday/138740/1 "2002-11-25T19:21:10Z")

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Today is the 22nd Birthday of my friend Bonita Supreme 😃  
She is by far one of the coolest people I know, even with her severe I need a man and lose weight issues. I am completely broke so there is not much I can give her, except a Happy Birthday thread on the straight dope. SO  
HAPPY BIRTHYDAY 😃

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**Author:** ![Deadly\_Nightlight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Deadly\_Nightlight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deadly_Nightlight)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bonita-supremes-birthday-today-please-wish-her-a-hapyy-birthday/138740/2 "2002-11-25T19:22:36Z")

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Darn it, a slightly mispelled birthday thread:smack:

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bonita-supremes-birthday-today-please-wish-her-a-hapyy-birthday/138740/3 "2002-11-25T19:42:28Z")

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Happy Birthday to the ever-sexy **Bonita Supreme**! I know you’re new, but here’s hoping you stick around and let us get to know you better!

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bonita-supremes-birthday-today-please-wish-her-a-hapyy-birthday/138740/4 "2002-11-25T19:53:59Z")

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(to the tune of that MOTHER song)

B is for the birthday wishes graaaaaanted  
O is for the older that you got  
N is for the neato stuff in wrappers  
I is for the ice cream (cold not hot)  
T is for the tons of cards and leeeeetters  
A is 'Appy Birthday in Cockney  
Put them all together, they spell “Bonita!”  
…  
…  
um…  
(rhyme rhyme…)

You’re 22, that’s old enough for me!

Happy Bidet!