# its bound to happen **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581 "2001-07-24T01:57:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/1 "2001-07-24T01:57:45Z")
the thread on huge statutes brought this to mine. I can picture the day when landmarks become sponsored by corporations. name a landmark and its future sponsor…may it never happen! The St. Louis Arch…brought to you by McDonalds. ( another arch would be built right next to it. they would be painted yellow) ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/2 "2001-07-24T02:48:16Z")
The Washington Monument… sponsored by Trojan, Inc. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/3 "2001-07-24T03:06:57Z")
Secret Deodorant brings you The Statue of Liberty ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/4 "2001-07-24T03:09:21Z")
The Lincoln Memorial, sponsored by La-Zee Boy! ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/5 "2001-07-24T03:11:47Z")
The Eiffel Tower… sponsered by Viagra. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/6 "2001-07-24T03:27:45Z")
Dinosaur National Monument - brought to you _live_ by Universal Studios! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/7 "2001-07-24T03:41:45Z")
Volcano National Park… brought to you by Old El Paso[sup]TM[/sup] Extra-Spicy hot sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/8 "2001-07-24T04:03:30Z")
Old Faithful, brought to you by Gas-X. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/9 "2001-07-24T04:22:38Z")
Yosemite, brought to you by Stihl Chainsaws. The Grand Canyon, brought to you by Caterpillar Earthmovers. The Mississippi River, brought to you by Imodium AD and Kaopectate. Mesa Verde, brought to you by the Indian Gaming Council. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/10 "2001-07-24T04:24:32Z")
NYC’s Twin Towers . . . brought to you by Doublemint Gum! ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/11 "2001-07-24T04:29:55Z")
Voyageurs National Park, brought to you by Deep Woods Off. [sub]scratching as I type[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-bound-to-happen/73581/12 "2001-07-24T04:38:39Z")
Mt. Rushmore, brought to you by Rogain and Lens Crafters.