# It's Canada, not Canadia!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954 "2006-07-02T18:10:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/61 "2006-07-03T00:28:12Z")

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_sigh_ Ok, so it is just me. I just think there’s a right time and place, and threads like the first one I listed aren’t it. All in all, it really isn’t that big a deal, but I do (and will still) find it annoying and rude, and I figured, what with this convenient Pit being here, that I’d say something about it. Now I remember why I don’t really post here. I suck at ranting.

Keep at it - despite the attacks on me, this is a pretty funny thread.

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/62 "2006-07-03T00:47:46Z")

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That is a top class post. You can correct my spelling anytime.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/63 "2006-07-03T00:55:04Z")

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> Keep at it - despite the attacks on me, this is a pretty funny thread.

What’s funny is you getting all bent out of shape over an obvious typo, but ignoring a [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=377949) calling Canada an “insignificant fart in a windstorm”. :dubious: Your perspective is not only skewed, but has tunnel vision too.

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**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/64 "2006-07-03T00:57:13Z")

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You think you’ve got it bad, with your extra ‘i’? Wait until you have a package sent to the wrong side of the planet because some American didn’t know the difference between Austria and Australia. _Then_ you can complain.

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/65 "2006-07-03T00:59:01Z")

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I like “fart in a jacuzzi” better.

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**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/66 "2006-07-03T01:01:29Z")

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> _sigh_ Ok, so it is just me. I just think there’s a right time and place, and threads like the first one I listed aren’t it. All in all, it really isn’t that big a deal, but I do (and will still) find it annoying and rude, and I figured, what with this convenient Pit being here, that I’d say something about it. Now I remember why I don’t really post here. I suck at ranting.
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> Keep at it - despite the attacks on me, this is a pretty funny thread.

I’m kind of offended that you didn’t include me ([link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=377949&page=2)). Jeez, I go out of my way to say “Canadia” and also include a crack about Canadans losing hockey teams to Americia, and you can’t even be bothered to insult me? No one else seems to have trouble calling me names, what’s your problem?!

Just wondering, is “Canuck” bad? (no really, I’ve no idea)

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**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/67 "2006-07-03T01:03:10Z")

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Oops, I meant to include a smiley in that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/68 "2006-07-03T01:10:54Z")

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I note that in the Globe and Mail’s Canadian history test for Canada Day, one of the multiple choice options is “the bombing of Pearl Harbour.”

There is no such place as Pearl Harbour. It’s Pearl Harbor. It’s a proper name.

So we got you back for “Canadia.”

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/69 "2006-07-03T01:12:14Z")

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Granted, I was rather surprised at how many Americans got bent out of shape over the term “USians”.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/70 "2006-07-03T02:26:53Z")

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> [@Sublight](#):
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> Granted, I was rather surprised at how many Americans got bent out of shape over the term “USians”.

Well, I object to that purely on aesthetic grounds. How do you say that out loud? Ewe-ess-ians? Yoosians? Ugh. Both just sound awful. If someone is hell-bent on discriminating between people from the United States and people from the rest of the Americas, U.S. -ers is at least half-way pronouncable. Of course, in text, it looks like “users,” which I guess is also problamatical.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/71 "2006-07-03T02:29:05Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Of course, in text, it looks like “users,” which I guess is also problamatical.

Given the history of American foreign policy, some might argue that it’s perfect. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/72 "2006-07-03T02:34:50Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> Did the Molsen factory burn down or something? What’s with all the pissed off Canadians this weekend?

Hockey withdrawal.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/73 "2006-07-03T02:40:58Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> I’m not sure the spelling was a typo though. If so, it was an extremely odd one, i is at the other end of the keyboard from d and a.

If he happens to use the Dvorak layout (as I do), it would be a very easy typo. The I is right next to the D.

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**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/74 "2006-07-03T03:14:53Z")

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Perhaps the offender had dyslexa?

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/75 "2006-07-03T06:06:47Z")

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Maybe she’s out of moose.

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**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/76 "2006-07-03T06:54:34Z")

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\<submits vote for funniest Pit thread this month\>

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/77 "2006-07-03T07:19:50Z")

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> _sigh_ Ok, so it is just me. I just think there’s a right time and place, and threads like the first one I listed aren’t it. All in all, it really isn’t that big a deal, but I do (and will still) find it annoying and rude, and I figured, what with this convenient Pit being here, that I’d say something about it. Now I remember why I don’t really post here. I suck at ranting.
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> Keep at it - despite the attacks on me, this is a pretty funny thread.

I wouldn’t say you suck at ranting. Need improvement, sure, but you did get up some rage, and included a fuck or two. You do kinda suck at topic selection, but that’s not an unpardonable offense. You also apparently have at least the ability to appreciate humor, and this bodes well for future rants if you can incorporate a bit into your work. Sadly, I have to give this effort a 3 rating.

Still, you show potential, Grasshopper. If I ever make it up to Canadia, I’ll buy you a beverage of your choice. I’m chivalrous like that.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/78 "2006-07-03T08:37:39Z")

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I’m reasonably certain that there’s a Canadian Doper around here somewhere with “Canuckistan” as their location field. Damned if I can remember their name though.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/79 "2006-07-03T10:35:32Z")

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> [@sturmhauke](#):
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> I’m reasonably certain that there’s a Canadian Doper around here somewhere with “Canuckistan” as their location field. Damned if I can remember their name though.

Soviet Canuckistan, even. I think.

_inspects teacup to see if storm has died down_

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/80 "2006-07-03T11:06:58Z")

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> [@BoBettie](#):
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> Anyone else read this in Steve Buschemi’s Fargo character’s voice?

[

> [@](#):
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> ]([Fargo (1996) - Quotes - IMDb](http://imdb.com/title/tt0116282/quotes))  
> Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin’.  
> Marge Gunderson: In what way?  
> Hooker No. 1: I dunno, just funny-lookin’.  
> Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?  
> Hooker No. 1: I couldn’t really say. He wasn’t circumcised.

I think this may be important ;j

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