# It's Canada, not Canadia!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954 "2006-07-02T18:10:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/101 "2006-07-03T16:01:20Z")

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Canadia is an important partner in our nucular strategery.

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/102 "2006-07-03T16:33:02Z")

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> To all of you arrogant, self-centered assholes who think it’s perfectly alright to go around deliberately misspelling my country’s name- fuck you. In the above thread, there was NO REASON to do so, other than to show yourself as a self-centered jerk who thinks everything has to be done just like it’s done in the fucking USA. I don’t care that “ **american** ” follows from “ **america** ” - that doesn’t mean everything else in the fucking universe has to follow in the same way.  
> Have some fucking respect.

Bolding mine.

Usually, it’s considered resepectful to capitalize a country’s name.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/103 "2006-07-03T16:35:20Z")

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The OP has a point. I mena, how would you like it if your country was confused with a [a long extinct worm](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadia).

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/104 "2006-07-03T16:58:06Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> We’re all bad up here in Canadia; we’re all very, very bad.
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> (But there is nothing bad about the term “Canuck”: Captain Canuck comic; Vancover Canucks NHL hockey team; Crazy Canucks men’s downhill ski team; Calgary Canucks R.F.C. who’s logo is a beaver humping a rugby ball.)

It really doesn’t depend on context? I mean, we Merkins have a baseball team called the Yankees, but that doesn’t mean that the phrase “Yankees go home” isn’t derogatory when painted on a banner at a war protest.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/105 "2006-07-03T17:08:04Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> It really doesn’t depend on context? I mean, we Merkins have a baseball team called the Yankees, but that doesn’t mean that the phrase “Yankees go home” isn’t derogatory when painted on a banner at a war protest.

Referring to Americans as “Merkins” is just like calling them cunts.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/106 "2006-07-03T18:00:29Z")

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> [@The Flying Dutchman](#):
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> Referring to Americans as “Merkins” is just like calling them cunts.

Actually, referring to Americans as “Merkins” is just like calling them cunt _wigs_.

Oh, and as someone living in Texas, being referred to as a “Yankee” is _always_ an insult. 🆒

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/107 "2006-07-03T18:00:53Z")

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> There is no point in using “Canadia”. It’s an attempt at being funny, which I find irritating.

I find it irritating when others attempt to be funny too, but only when it’s Robin Williams.

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**Author:** ![deedeeknowit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@deedeeknowit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deedeeknowit)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/108 "2006-07-03T18:34:29Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Does \*\*silenus \*\*even know he caused all this hullabaloo? Did anyone tell him?

He’s in the shower right now. I’ll make sure to tell him when he gets out. 🙂

Leave it to **silenus** to cause such a kerfuffle without even being aware.

I say this because he tells me about ALL his posts on the Dope…in detail…all day…every day…all day long. Seriously. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/109 "2006-07-03T19:29:23Z")

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> [@deesiresjohn](#):
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> He’s in the shower right now. I’ll make sure to tell him when he gets out. 🙂
> 
> Leave it to **silenus** to cause such a kerfuffle without even being aware.
> 
> I say this because he tells me about ALL his posts on the Dope…in detail…all day…every day…all day long. Seriously. :rolleyes:

Sorry to have missed you. How was Bostonia?

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**Author:** ![deedeeknowit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@deedeeknowit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deedeeknowit)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/110 "2006-07-03T19:41:36Z")

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Boston’s hot and muggy.  
I’m in Californication now. Where’s it’s hot and well…hot.  
😉

Saw the picture of you and **silenus**.  
You look great in pith.

I’ve gotta say my adieu now. He wants the computer back.  
Men and their toys.  
heh.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/111 "2006-07-03T19:45:10Z")

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The only thing I can say about all this is:

_If we shadows have offended,  
Think but this, and all is mended:  
That you have but slumbered here,  
While these visions did appear;  
And this weak and idle theme,  
No more yielding but a dream,  
Gentles, do not reprehend.  
If you pardon, we will mend._

–A Midsummer Night’s Dream

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/112 "2006-07-03T19:45:52Z")

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You may feel embarassed, and that’s natural, but a good shot of antibiotics will clear up that canadia in no time. The important thing is that you _learn_ from this experience, and use protection in the future.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/113 "2006-07-03T19:58:51Z")

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> [@deesiresjohn](#):
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> Saw the picture of you and **silenus**.  
> You look great in pith.

Gee, I hope this thread doesn’t turn into a pithing contest.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/114 "2006-07-03T20:09:41Z")

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> [@The Flying Dutchman](#):
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> Referring to Americans as “Merkins” is just like calling them cunts.

I had no idea. I’ll make a mental note to be offended the next time someone calls me that.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/115 "2006-07-03T22:59:34Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> You may feel embarassed, and that’s natural, but a good shot of antibiotics will clear up that canadia in no time. The important thing is that you _learn_ from this experience, and use protection in the future.

Wrong! Antibiotics just make canadia worse. You need antifungals, you silly poster!

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/116 "2006-07-04T00:17:32Z")

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> [@The Flying Dutchman](#):
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> Referring to Americans as “Merkins” is just like calling them cunts.

Great, another one I can use.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/117 "2006-07-04T00:19:14Z")

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I…I am filled with shame.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/118 "2006-07-04T00:22:05Z")

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Oh, wait, _Candida_…I get it, I get it! 😃

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/119 "2006-07-04T00:30:02Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> It really doesn’t depend on context? I mean, we Merkins have a baseball team called the Yankees, but that doesn’t mean that the phrase “Yankees go home” isn’t derogatory when painted on a banner at a war protest.

No more than “Americans go home” would be derogatory.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-canada-not-canadia/362954/120 "2006-07-04T03:57:48Z")

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actually, “canuck” can be a derogatory term - to a sub-set of Americans!

In Maine, there are a lot of people whose ancestors came from Quebec and were originally French speaking.

Calling them “canucks” can be derogatory, as the Nixon Dirty Tricks campaign demonstrated with the fake [“Canuck letter”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canuck_Letter), purporting to be reporting on the use of the term in a derogatory fashion by a staffer on the Muskie campaign in 1968.

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