# It's DC/Baltimore Dopefest time again.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 26, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781 "2000-11-26T19:41:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/41 "2000-12-05T16:51:17Z")

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I got prints of **Anniz** ’s pictures from my trip in the mail yesterday, so my photo albums have been updated. In other words, the DC Lunch Bunch will see some new pictures (nothing too exciting, just mostly of us).

Anyway, WUSA-9 is showing the Giants/Pittsburgh at 1pm while the Ravens game is (I assume) on the Baltimore CBS station.

But, the reason I **really** wanted to post was because FOX-5 in DC is showing the **Eagles** /Browns game at 1, as well…

Do you have two TVs, Falcon? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/42 "2000-12-05T16:56:23Z")

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Why yes I do, Montfort! One TV is in the living room, and one is in the den. Both get Baltimore and DC stations. 🙂

I also have picture in picture on the TV in the living room, but have NO idea how to get them to be different channels. (I got the TV from my parents…no instruction book.)

So we can accomodate you, hon. Even if you ARE an Eagles fan. 😃

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/43 "2000-12-05T17:18:06Z")

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Still up in the air, believe it or not. Damn this relationship calculus! How to ask to go someplace ya wanna without seeming like a selfish bastid who doesn’t want to spend time with his SO. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/44 "2000-12-05T19:26:38Z")

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[tantrum] I WANNA GO TO FAAAALCOOOOONS!!! [/tantrum]

However, Spritle will be spending the day with Mrs. Spritle and Baby Spritle (9.5 weeks old on Sunday). Darn, I really wanted to meet the people behind the screen names. I’ll be there in spirit. ☹

Drink a beer for me (and none of that piss water crap, I have discriminating taste).

Don’t lament my situation… Baby Spritle is soooooooo darn cute! I love spending time with him.

[_Uh…hey, Spritle, could you stop with the doting father stuff? You’re gonna make some people gag._]

Sorry

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/45 "2000-12-05T20:21:55Z")

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Believe it or not, I might make it for this thingy. However…

A) I have to find music for my car. I have a stereo. With a CD player. With no faceplate. If I don’t have music, I am NOT driving for 2 1/2-3 hours, not for anyone.

B) I need directions. I am coming from Richmond. I’ll be heading north on 95, but other than that, I’m lost. The few times I’ve been to DC I’ve parked as far out as possible and taken the Metro, so I’m clueless as hell once I get near the state line. HELP ME!

C) I was in marching band for six years. As a result, I have COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FOREVER AND EVER AMEN had my fill of football games. I used to play Cribbage, and if someone refreshes my memory I’m sure I will play it just as poorly as I used to.

D) There is no spoon. Heh heh heh heh heh.

E) Fish.

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/46 "2000-12-05T20:38:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> **I also have picture in picture on the TV in the living room, but have NO idea how to get them to be different channels. (I got the TV from my parents…no instruction book.)**

What’s the TV make/model? There’s gotta be a PDF of the manual on the web site…

My father and I had the perfect setup to watch football games when I was younger. We had two identical TVs, one in the den, and the other in the family room. We would cart the one in from the den and place it next to the one in the family room, put the **Eagles** game on one, the Dolphins (his team) on the other, and mute one of the TVs. When we wanted to switch the audio from one game to the other, we would use one of the remotes and hit the mute button, which simultaneously muted one TV, and unmuted the other. It was a beautiful arrangement.

Anyway, if need be, I can always sit alone in the den, and make occasional (commercial break) visits out to see how the Ravens are doing too.

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> \*\*So we can accomodate you, hon. Even if you ARE an Eagles fan. 😃 \*\*

Gee, thanks. Say, will Norv be coming over to watch the games, too? 😃

**Go Eagles!!!**

(Weird that the Browns past and present are going to be on at the same time, eh?)

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/47 "2000-12-05T20:43:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Falcon \*  
> If anyone would wanna bring food, that would be great. I’m planning on getting pizza for everyone. And oh hell…I need to find a liquor store before Sunday. ARGH!

I’ll bring a veggie tray, as I mentioned in email. Also, y’all didn’t drink enough beer at my Halloween party, so I’ll be bringing a 12-pack of whatever’s in the fridge. Seeya Sunday!

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/48 "2000-12-05T21:12:38Z")

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Damn, if two of the three women who gave me mistletoe smooches are gonna show up, then I’m gonna _have_ to. Fortunately Mrs. O’s class on Saturday was cancelled so we can do the quality time thang all day then and I can probably scoot out for a couple of hours (no marathon session like **RTF** ’s place - probably most of one game and that’s it) and see y’all.

**Hamadryad** - if you don’t find any music I am going to be _severely_ disappointed.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/49 "2000-12-05T21:13:58Z")

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I will be bringing a disk, I hope, Falcon, along with (I may bring her as well) my mommy. I don’t think she’ll come for the football. I have to find out if she wants to come for the cribbage.

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/50 "2000-12-05T21:29:33Z")

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Will Mommy need a ride from the Metro, too?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/51 "2000-12-05T22:55:54Z")

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If Mommy goes probably I will not need a ride. This is why I am talking to mommy tonight instead of Saturday:)

In which case (if mommy does go) we will ahve to ooh and aah at the ravishing beauty that is **Anniz** at Falcon’s place.

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/52 "2000-12-05T23:35:47Z")

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I got my liscence Monday (wooohooooo!!), I printed off some MapQuest directions, and I switched days with a guy at work. I’ll have to work a shift 1-9:30 on a Friday in another department (and I know _nothing_ about lighting) but damn I am determined! Barring a nuclear holocaust or a killer bee attack, I’m there!!

Falcon, I’m going to bring homemade cookies. 🙂

I can’t wait! Now I just have to figure out what to wear.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/53 "2000-12-05T23:55:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \*  
> \*\*I can’t wait! Now I just have to figure out what to wear. \*\*

[Obvious Guy]I recommend clothes[/Obvious Guy]

**punmom** has graciously declined my invite as she doesn’t like football or social stuff. So I still the ride, Monty. I guess I will get a private showing and regaling of Swedish beauties and why they should be in America:)

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/54 "2000-12-06T04:14:18Z")

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> _Originally posted by iampunha_  
> **I guess I will get a private showing and regaling of Swedish beauties and why they should be in America:)**

A private showing? Umm, you can look at the pictures before everyone else, I suppose, in the car. But, there are no “private” pictures in the lot. 😉

And, so, finally, **Nacho4Sara** meets **iampunha**. Be sure to wear clothes, Sara, but don’t bring any extra, there’s no need to get changed, we won’t be there that long.

(I’m really really sorry for that.)

(Actually, no, I’m not.)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/55 "2000-12-06T04:25:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Montfort \*  
> **A private showing? Umm, you can look at the pictures before everyone else, I suppose, in the car. But, there are no “private” pictures in the lot. 😉**

A private showing in that I will not have to crowd around ahd elbow people and such.

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> _Originally posted by Montfort_  
> And, so, finally, **Nacho4Sara** meets **iampunha**. Be sure to wear clothes, Sara, but don’t bring any extra, there’s no need to get changed, we won’t be there that long.
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> (I’m really really sorry for that.)
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> (Actually, no, I’m not.)

I have no intention of having sex with N4S. I hope nobody is disappointed. My heart belongs to another.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/56 "2000-12-06T04:26:46Z")

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I might be able to do this, will keep ya’ll updated.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/57 "2000-12-06T04:29:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*  
> I have no intention of having sex with N4S. I hope nobody is disappointed. My heart belongs to another. \*\*

He’s mine. Hands off, bitch. 😉

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/58 "2000-12-06T04:47:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by andygirl \*  
> \*\*He’s mine. Hands off, bitch. 😉 \*\*

Yes, it’s true . . . my heart belongs to the Altoid addict.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/59 "2000-12-06T05:16:39Z")

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Silo -

Should I just email you directions, or do you want to wait until you know you’re coming?

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-dc-baltimore-dopefest-time-again/42781/60 "2000-12-06T05:19:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*Yes, it’s true . . . my heart belongs to the Altoid addict. \*\*

That is, until I leave you for some gorgeous brunette. Only the lingering scent of peppermint will remain to torment you.

Falc: about when do you want us to raid? One? 12:30?

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