# It's duck season! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600 "2008-10-19T02:34:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/41 "2008-10-24T21:19:19Z")
Ehhhhh, I’m out of Bullwets! Hey laughing boy, he’s out of bullwets!! ---
**Author:** ![laughingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@laughingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laughingboy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/42 "2008-10-25T05:07:29Z")
Here, let me see that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/43 "2008-10-25T14:21:23Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > It’s tourist season! Yeh, but the hides ain’t worth nothin, and they taste terrible. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/44 "2008-10-25T16:39:41Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Yeh, but the hides ain’t worth nothin, and they taste terrible. That’s why tanners use lots of chemical… seasonings. It’s mink stole/charity events/performing arts/Serious Melodramatic Oscar Contending film season! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/45 "2008-10-25T16:45:33Z")
It’s the Social Season, dahling! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/46 "2008-10-25T16:55:28Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > It’s the Social Season, dahling! Thanks, ducks! “Here come the ducks, it’s fall again Painting the picture on the water. Swallowing in September’s sun Running away like summer’s daughter…” from Yazbek’s “Here Come the Ducks” ---
**Author:** ![Tully\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Tully\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tully_Mars)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/47 "2008-10-25T17:32:49Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > I wish. One of the few things that I really hate about living in the LA area is all the damn tourists. I thought all of the dam(n) tourists went to Vegas and took bus or helicoptor tours from there. ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/48 "2008-10-25T23:43:10Z")
For shame, Doc! Shootin’ rabbits with an ELEPHANT gun! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/49 "2008-11-06T17:04:47Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > As of today, in Ohio, it is now officially [duck season](http://www.muirnet.net/?p=1033). _Wabbit_ season! ---
**Author:** ![electricmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c0e974/32.png) [@electricmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/electricmike)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/50 "2008-11-15T08:41:30Z")
“Heyyy, you’re no swami, you’re that rabbit!” “The rabbits are coming hooray hooray!” ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600/51 "2008-11-15T13:43:26Z")
No, it’s duck season. When you go for a walk in the woods and the hunters start shooting, you’d better DUCK! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-duck-season/468600.md?page=2)