# It's FairyChatMom's Birthday! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416 "2003-01-23T11:17:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/1 "2003-01-23T11:17:08Z")
Happy birthday **Snickers**! Today is your day, so you can do whatever you want. Unless you go into work today. They wouldn’t like it if you started drinking and walked around in your bathrobe scratching yourself and calling people names. But other than that, whatever you want! The sky’s the limit! _ **virtual cake and ice cream, ballons and streamers** _ Love and mushy stuff, Yer pal, Rue. Now, when she pops in to say something, everyone should glom onto her e-mail address and inundate her with e-cards. (Especially you **Swampy**.) She’ll like that. Especially the ones with music. -Rue. (yer pal too) ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/2 "2003-01-23T11:24:14Z")
May you have the happiest of birthdays, **FairyChatMom**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/3 "2003-01-23T11:41:25Z")
Awwwww, **Rue** , you’s da bestest! And you got up so early just for me! I’m tearing up ever so slightly… \ Yeppers, I enter the last of my 40s today - technically at 8:47 Pacific time, since I was born in San Diego. One would think that at 49, I’d feel like and act like and adult. One would think… Well, let the festivities begin! Do I get Chippendale dancers? Or Dopendale dancers? Chocolates? Foot rubs? Thanks, **Ice Wolf** - despite my sweetie being hundreds of miles away, I shall strive to be festive and all that! 😃 Party hats and noisemakers for _everyone_!! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/4 "2003-01-23T11:44:34Z")
Three Cheers for Fairy Chat Mom! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! May you continue to be healthy, witty, smart and young at heart! 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/5 "2003-01-23T11:44:40Z")
Awake so early on your birthday, **FairyChatMom**? I guess you want to enjoy as much of it as you can! Have a great day! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/6 "2003-01-23T11:45:29Z")
::Strips off clothes and does the “Jelly Bely” dance for **FCM**. :: Happy B-Day! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/7 "2003-01-23T12:20:34Z")
Thanks, **Shirley**! Good, clean living should keep me young, right? **Duke** , sadly, I’m at the office. We don’t get a freebie day off for being born… It’ll get better about 2:30! **welby** , I’m touched, and just a little disturbed. Jelly Belly dance? The mind boggles! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/8 "2003-01-23T12:29:58Z")
Happy birthday and many happy returns. May you enjoy many more! ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/9 "2003-01-23T12:37:23Z")
Happy Birthday **Ma’am**! 😉 (we **do** remember that crack we made about being respectful to **Quasi** on his 53rd, don’t we, hmmmmm?:D) Just kidding, **FCM** , maybe we can meet one day and you’ll let me buy you a nice cup of **Metamucil**. No? Oh well… 🙂 Ich wünche Dir alles Gute zum Geburtstag! (Best wishes on your Birthday!) From your SDMB Pal Quasi ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/10 "2003-01-23T12:40:00Z")
Happy birthday, FCM… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/11 "2003-01-23T12:47:02Z")
\ clearing throat \ **HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY FAIRY CHAT MOM, YOU OLD BROAD WHO’S SIX MONTHS AND SIX DAAAYS OLDER THAN MEEEEEE!!! 😃 HAAAAPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAY TOOO YOUUUUUU!!!** Now grab that walker, take a swig of Geritol[sup]TM[/sup] and go dancin’ tonight! [sub] don’t ya just love that subtle hint **Rue** gave me?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/12 "2003-01-23T12:50:02Z")
I can’t really top a singing bear, so I won’t even try. Happy Birtday, **FairyChatMom** , do you know where your Moose is today? ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/13 "2003-01-23T12:58:10Z")
Awww **FCM** , didn’t mean to disturb you on your birthday. I mean, I could have gone for the [“Truffle Shuffle”](http://www.t-shirtshop.biz/teeshirtshop/goontrufshuf.html) instead. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/14 "2003-01-23T13:06:16Z")
I’m touched by all the good wishes. Thanks, **ultress** and **vunderbob**. **welby** , I’m beginning to think you’re just weird! 😃 **Quasi** , can we pass on the Metamucil (so to speak) and maybe drink cheap wine from a paper sack? **swampbear** , that was, um, more disturbing than the Jelly Belly dance. And somehow I knew I could count on you for a Geritol comment, you predictable old geezer! **Shibb** , I have no idea where my Moose is - is **thinksnow** using her for nefarious purposes?? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/15 "2003-01-23T13:19:41Z")
Happy happy happy birthday! Now get back to work, Sir! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/16 "2003-01-23T13:27:02Z")
Weird? Me? Look at what I’ve got. [Disturbing video of FCM doing her birthday dance.](http://www.funnybunch.com/1/gdance.htm) :eek: I’m in SO much trouble. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/17 "2003-01-23T13:32:11Z")
**FCM** , Sven is done taking care of **OpalCat** , so he’s available for the foot rubs if you like… I think **welby** ’s taken care of the Chippendale dancers…I’ll just go make a phone call to cancel the Revue of the Ten Hottest Exotic Male Dancers Who Also Look Like Hollywood Celebrities I had arranged for your lunch hour… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/18 "2003-01-23T13:35:06Z")
Happy, Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/19 "2003-01-23T13:38:52Z")
Bon Anniversaire, **FairyChatMom**! I don’t have a cake, but I’ve got some of those chocolate chip mini-muffins :😁: ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/20 "2003-01-23T13:47:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*FairyChatMom \*\* > **Shibb** , I have no idea where my Moose is - is **thinksnow** using her for nefarious purposes?? :eek: She’s packed away…er, reclining comfortably in a shipping container awaiting a ride to the post office. I’m a bad host when it comes to kicking guests out. :smack: I’m so sorry, she’ll be heading home soon, I really mean it this time! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416.md?page=2)