# It's FairyChatMom's Birthday! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416 "2003-01-23T11:17:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/21 "2003-01-23T13:52:31Z")
Happy Birthday, **FairyChatMom**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/22 "2003-01-23T14:08:53Z")
Happy Birthday, FairyChatMom 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/23 "2003-01-23T14:15:57Z")
Happy 49th Birthday! 😃 You know, this is the last square number year until you reach the ripe old age of 64…so you’d better enjoy it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/24 "2003-01-23T14:55:36Z")
Happy Birthday, **FairyChatMom**. Considering how cold it is up here, I’d be more than happy to come down there and give you a birthday footrub. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/25 "2003-01-23T15:20:48Z")
Happy Birthday, **FairyChatMom**. Tell the **PerfectChiled[sup]TM[/sup]** she should do all the cooking and cleaning today. (Taking gross advantage of one’s family is one of the joys of having a birthday.) ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/26 "2003-01-23T15:53:40Z")
Woo hoo! Happy birthday! And enjoy (by my watch) the last 53 minutes of 48. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/27 "2003-01-23T15:57:07Z")
**welby** , that “birthday dance” video was, um, well, it’s rendered me speechless… For the record, I don’t generally wear black - red’s more my color. 😃 **thinksnow** - no sweat, really! I know Miss Moose has ensnared you with her charms! Ah, the offers of footrubs and goodies are heartwarming! But **LurkMeister** , it’s supposed to get a bit brisk here tonight (in the teens! :eek: ) Still, if you warm your hands, that’ll work. **Morgyn** , the kid did offer to take me out tonight, but I declined the offer. She’d rather hang with her bf and I’d rather hang in a fuzzy robe and slippers. So we both win! ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/28 "2003-01-23T16:07:26Z")
Happy birthday, nice lady. Did you get lots of cool presents? Presents are great. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/29 "2003-01-23T16:32:48Z")
Happy birthday, **FCM** , you old lady! Kick up your heels!! [sub]Yeah, folks, she’s _really_ old. Six whole weeks older than me. 😃 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/30 "2003-01-23T17:04:10Z")
hippo birdie two ewes hippo birdie two ewes hippo birdie two ewes hippo birdie deer ewe hippo birdie two ewes _(It launched an unfortunately cutesy greeting card career, but Boynton’s original is still good.)_ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/31 "2003-01-23T17:06:04Z")
Hmmmmmmmmmm…let’s see here… Ol’ **FCM** is 6 weeks older than **RTFirefly** and 6 months and 6 days older than me. :eek: That’s… \*\*666 \*\* :eek: running from room screaming…the mark of the beast! the mark of the beast! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/32 "2003-01-23T17:21:21Z")
Happy Birthday, **FCM**! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/33 "2003-01-23T17:49:22Z")
Happy birthday, FCM! Robin and Aaron ---
**Author:** ![Politzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Politzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Politzania)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/34 "2003-01-23T19:51:02Z")
Happy birthday **FCM**! :: sends over hot chocolate to go with the fuzzy robe & slippers :: ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/35 "2003-01-23T20:11:07Z")
Happy Birthday **FCM**! ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/36 "2003-01-23T20:21:20Z")
Happy 49th Fellow Frozen Floridian! I hope you have a wonderful day anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/37 "2003-01-23T20:22:31Z")
P.S. Welby, where can I get a pair of those granny pasties. I’d like red with tassels. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/38 "2003-01-23T20:28:12Z")
Happy Birthday, Fairy Chat Mom! Stay warm and fuzzy…er, I mean… Have a nice evening! ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/39 "2003-01-23T23:01:09Z")
::::hands you a balloon bouquet::::: Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416/40 "2003-01-23T23:06:34Z")
Happy Birthday FCM! Got a $1.98 bottle of wine here in a brown paper bag just for you! 😃 Jake [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-fairychatmoms-birthday/150416.md?page=3)