# It's finally happened, Jack Chick has blown a fuse **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697 "2008-09-02T16:33:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/41 "2008-09-03T18:00:48Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > I thought _at first glance_ that the OP’s post read , and from that point on, I could not take the thread seriously. You could have made your point without putting quote tags around that statement and putting my name on it. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/42 "2008-09-03T18:01:36Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Was the “9 unknown men” a reference to the 9 old men, a group of animators from the early days of Disney studios? It’s the Cylons. Chick must be taking on the Sci-Fi channel now. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/43 "2008-09-03T18:44:20Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > I thought _at first glance_ that the OP’s post read , and from that point on, I could not take the thread seriously. **ivan** , we don’t allow alteration of attributed quotes. If you want to post an alternate version, please remove the poster’s name first. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/44 "2008-09-03T21:07:59Z")
“If you can’t trust Satan, who can you trust?” “Jesus?” “Shut up!” First non-ironic laugh I’ve ever got out of a Chick Track. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/45 "2008-09-04T05:26:50Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > So vampires can be saved and the chosen one of Satan will be named Igor. Wouldn’t that be…EYE-gore? (Lightning flashes, thunder booms, and Marty Feldman rises from the grave…) ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/46 "2008-09-04T05:34:19Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > Wouldn’t that be…EYE-gore? > > (Lightning flashes, thunder booms, and Marty Feldman rises from the grave…) > **[Welcome to Instant Rimshot](http://instantrimshot.com/)** > > If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place. ---
**Author:** ![Blake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@Blake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blake)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/47 "2008-09-04T05:55:25Z")
One question. WTF are Blade and Gandalf doing at the bloodsucker cocktail party in the second panel? ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/48 "2008-09-04T11:28:24Z")
> [@Blake](#): > > One question. > > WTF are Blade and Gandalf doing at the bloodsucker cocktail party in the second panel? Because they know that vampires throw the _best_ Evil Incarnate parties. D&D has nothing on a good bloodsucker cocktail! ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/49 "2008-09-04T12:10:09Z")
> **[The Nine Unknown](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Unknown_Men)** > > The Nine Unknown is a 1923 novel by Talbot Mundy. Originally serialised in Adventure > magazine, it concerns the Nine Unknown Men, a secret society founded to preserve and develop knowledge that would be dangerous to humanity if it fell into the wrong hands. The nine unknown men were entrusted with guarding nine books of secret knowledge. > In the novel the nine men are the embodiment of good and face up against nine Kali worshippers, who sow confusion and masquerade as the true sages. The story su... I thought the tract was actually cute & a welcome relief. No group (except vampires, of course) was actually attacked & libeled. ---
**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/50 "2008-09-04T13:41:03Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > “If you can’t trust Satan, who can you trust?” > “Jesus?” > “Shut up!” > > First non-ironic laugh I’ve ever got out of a Chick Track. I’m happy to learn that I wasn’t the only one… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/51 "2008-09-04T14:02:43Z")
This is like his Magical Mystery Tour track. We’re all trying to figure out which of these clues prove that Paul is dead. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/52 "2008-09-04T14:09:41Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > Wouldn’t that be…EYE-gore? > > (Lightning flashes, thunder booms, and Marty Feldman rises from the grave…) Well, they were wrong then, weren’t they? Regards, Frau Blucher ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/53 "2008-09-04T16:37:48Z")
> [@detop](#): > > It just goes to show that ol’ Jack can’t draw for shit. This is how Faith should look like : [http://blog.oregonlive.com/peteramescarlin/2007/11/medium\_270px-Faith-buffy.jpg](http://blog.oregonlive.com/peteramescarlin/2007/11/medium_270px-Faith-buffy.jpg) You’re confused! What you showed is just what Faith would look like _as a comics character_! Uh, I mean… 😕 😕 [QUOTE=Cervaise] Faith is hot. I want to do her in the butt. [/QUOTE] :mad: Ugggh! At least _ **neck** _ with her first, dude! Ouch! - “Jack” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/54 "2008-09-04T20:30:47Z")
> [@](#): > > It’s finally happened, Jack Chick has blown a fuse Finally? I hate to be the one to say it, but Chick’s fuses blew out decades ago. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/55 "2008-09-04T21:20:16Z")
I hope you’ll accept my apology for altering your post, **Don’t Call Me Shirley,** as there was no malice intended. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/56 "2008-09-04T22:56:45Z")
For what bannerrefugee said in post #4: [Southern Bad Boy accent on] I _ **did not** _ knock up _ **that woman** _, Vampira… [/accent] 😉 - “Jack” ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/57 "2008-09-05T06:19:34Z")
I liked this one. It’s silly, & kind of wacky sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/58 "2008-09-05T16:12:55Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > I liked this one. It’s silly, & kind of wacky sweet. Re “wacky sweet” – Faith says, “Oh, _thank you_!” 😃 - “Jack” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/59 "2008-09-05T16:50:44Z")
> [@True Blue Jack](#): > > Re “wacky sweet” – Faith says, “Oh, _thank you_!” No, that’s re my dick in her ass. ---
**Author:** ![A\_shameful\_cracka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@A\_shameful\_cracka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_shameful_cracka)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/60 "2008-09-05T16:51:24Z")
I’m beginning to think that Chick really believes in vampires. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697.md?page=4)