# It's finally happened, Jack Chick has blown a fuse **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697 "2008-09-02T16:33:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/61 "2008-09-05T18:38:40Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > No, that’s re my dick in her ass. Y’know, I really don’t get the appeal of doing that. Every other semi-standard act, yes, but not that. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/62 "2008-09-06T13:24:59Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > No, that’s re my dick in her ass. Yeah, I can see it. Seems always to be the super-Good Girls who turn out to be the kinkiest. 😛 (at Faith!) - “Jack” ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/63 "2008-09-06T13:50:23Z")
You guys have no idea how glad I am that this isn’t /b/ right now. I have vague BDSM photoshops of the comic running through my head right now that I’m trying to suppress, and am hoping even more that no one turns into reality. ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/64 "2008-09-06T13:50:54Z")
> [@True Blue Jack](#): > > Yeah, I can see it. Seems always to be the super-Good Girls who turn out to be the kinkiest. > > 😛 (at Faith!) > > - “Jack” Yeah, I can hear it. “I’ve promised God I’ll stay a virgin until I’m married. .. but you know, if you only stick it up my ass while I use a ten inch dildo up front, I’m technically still a virgin. So praise the Lord and pass the K-Y.” (Had a born again Christian girlfriend one time for whom that would not have been particularly out of character) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/65 "2008-09-06T13:55:41Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Well, they were wrong then, weren’t they? > > Regards, > Frau Blucher “whee-hee-hee-hee-hee!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/66 "2008-09-06T13:59:03Z")
I like the vampire line up in the first page. From right to left we have Hagrid, the grounds keeper from Harry potter, Hillary Clinton, and Blade. Edit: oh and judging from the eye brows, there’s a Vulcan vampire too. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/67 "2008-09-06T19:47:42Z")
Well, this tract shows vampires are pussies. In panel 13 they “shudder to think what will happen… if he fails”. And what happens when he fails? “The coven never recovered”. I mean, come on! At least the ground should have opened under their feet, delivering them to SATAN! And even that wouldn’t have been so bad, seeing that SATAN delivers this line “I… uh… I lied”. He stutters? And we’re supposed to be afraid of these idiots? ---
**Author:** ![Weaver\_of\_Nightmares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@Weaver\_of\_Nightmares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weaver_of_Nightmares)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/68 "2008-09-06T20:47:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Funny, campy, over-the-top. The tract’s description. Yeah, kinda says it all, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/69 "2008-09-07T22:13:50Z")
> [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](#): > > Yeah, I can hear it. “I’ve promised God I’ll stay a virgin until I’m married. .. but you know, if you only stick it up my ass while I use a ten inch dildo up front, I’m technically still a virgin. So praise the Lord and pass the K-Y.” > (Had a born again Christian girlfriend one time for whom that would not have been particularly out of character) That’s 🆒 ! Soooo… is she single? - “Jack” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/70 "2008-09-08T12:38:15Z")
> [@True Blue Jack](#): > > That’s 🆒 ! > > Soooo… is she single? > > - “Jack” 😃 Last I heard, she was divorced. … anyway, you can trust me, the fun stuff didn’t make up for the psycho stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/71 "2008-09-08T15:14:51Z")
I’m surprised he didn’t include the [ugly-assed liberal teacher](http://www.chick.com/tractimages42430/1053/1053_03.gif) in his coven of evil. She’s the one who’s always trying to get young, impressionable children to be more tolerant of deviant religious beliefs like Halloween. ---
**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/72 "2008-09-09T04:47:49Z")
> [@shy\_guy](#): > > I half-expected the entire thing turn into a Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover at the end, with Faith saying “five by five” and then staking poor Igor. Totally what I thought too. I mean, you knew it would turn out badly for a bunch of vampires to go after a Slayer… 😛 And I thought the name of the anti-Christ was Damien? ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/73 "2008-09-09T14:19:24Z")
Seriously, who are the “9 unknown men”? The Supreme Court? Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg out mentoring the anti-Christ at night? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/74 "2008-09-09T16:08:06Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > Seriously, who are the “9 unknown men”? The Supreme Court? Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg out mentoring the anti-Christ at night? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10150254&postcount=48](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10150254&postcount=48) ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/75 "2008-09-09T16:24:10Z")
> [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](#): > > Last I heard, she was divorced. … anyway, you can trust me, the fun stuff didn’t make up for the psycho stuff. {Gilda Radner voice:} Nevermind! Having had some _Gross Encounters of the Turd Kind_ with various psycho “ladies” let me just say that you don’t have to tell me twice! “Feets, do yo’ stuff!” - “Jack” ---
**Author:** ![Woeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Woeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Woeg)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/76 "2008-09-09T19:16:51Z")
So, is this the new Joss Whedon show, The adventures of Faith, the Vampire Pray-er? ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697/77 "2008-09-09T22:07:08Z")
Actually, it’s one of the funniest ones he ever wrote. This one should be animated. It would be a hit. When the Devil shrugs his shoulder and says,“I lied. That’s what I do.”😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-finally-happened-jack-chick-has-blown-a-fuse/461697.md?page=3)