# It's gold, Jerry. GOLD. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830 "2004-06-23T17:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/1 "2004-06-23T17:16:01Z")
(Quoteological Seinfeldia of a Most Bodacious Nature, Redux) Oh, Elaine. Who hasn’t snuck into the break room to nibble on a Love Newton? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/2 "2004-06-23T17:22:01Z")
> [@Moody Bastard](#): > > (Quoteological Seinfeldia of a Most Bodacious Nature, Redux) > > Oh, Elaine. Who hasn’t snuck into the break room to nibble on a Love Newton? Que? No spika der gibberish, **Bastard** -sama. 😕😕😕 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/3 "2004-06-23T17:25:54Z")
:: busts out the 'ol **Bastard** - **Bosda** translation book :: He said: “Let’s have another _Seinfeld_ quote thread”. ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/4 "2004-06-23T17:33:03Z")
Gee, **Hal.** I could use you when I’m trying to communicate with the fairer sex. 😉 Sorry, **Bosda.** _I don’t like this guy- I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he’s trying to use_ my _ticket as the springboard for a Super Bowl sex romp!_ ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/5 "2004-06-23T17:50:39Z")
If anyone needs me, I’ll be _ **IN MY OFFICE!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/6 "2004-06-23T17:50:49Z")
NO Soup For You! ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/7 "2004-06-23T17:54:16Z")
George: “Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!” Car rental agent: “I know what a reservation is, sir.” Jerry: “I don’t think you _do_! Anyone can _take_ 'em. You just don’t know how to _hold_ them. And that’s the most important part of the reservation–the _holding_.” Everyone: “These pretzels are making me thirsty.” Elaine: “It’s a _salad_, only _bigger_?” Elaine: “Did he _crumble_ any _crackers_?” Uncle Leo: “Jerryyy! Hellooo!” Kramer: “You’re a tenacious little monkey.” George: “I was _alone_…” Cripes! I could be here all day. I’ll hit submit now. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/8 "2004-06-23T17:57:51Z")
iz you talking to me mang? 'cause if you talkin to him, you talking to me mang. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/9 "2004-06-23T18:03:10Z")
George: You know about shrinkage, right? Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frightened turtle! Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/10 "2004-06-23T18:11:28Z")
Chrissy? Gimme a _schtickle_ o’flouride. Kramer: Oh sure, it starts with a few harmless slurs. “Hey! Denty!” Then pretty soon you’ll start saying how they should be going to their own _schools._ Jerry: They do go to their own schools! Kramer: YA YA YA YA! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/11 "2004-06-23T18:15:20Z")
One of my favorites: “We’re living in a society!” - George Costanza ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/12 "2004-06-23T18:22:08Z")
Same episode, **Biblio** (Chinese retsaraunt)- when Jerry’s daring her to eat off a stranger’s plate for 50 bucks. Elaine: How bout it, George? Would you do it? George: For 50 bucks? I’d stick my face in the soup and blow! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/13 "2004-06-23T18:24:42Z")
Peterman: Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist! Elaine: It smells. Smells bad. Smells really bad. Jerry: That’s enough. Elaine: What? Jerry: Well, with the smells. Salesman: The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest…That’s hand ticking around the crest and these are the world famous Corriso buttons made from the finest Andulo corn." Jerry: Hmm…They’ll match my sneakers. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/14 "2004-06-23T18:53:29Z")
Elaine: **Just DIE already!!** Jerry: Who would think an _immigrant_ would have a pony? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/15 "2004-06-23T19:00:57Z")
See, I thought that was a Dean Martin quote . . . ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/16 "2004-06-23T19:04:44Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Que? > > No spika der gibberish, **Bastard** -sama. > > 😕😕😕 Jaaa Bosda-sama spika der eurocrud? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/17 "2004-06-23T19:17:09Z")
> [@Moody Bastard](#): > > Same episode, **Biblio** (Chinese retsaraunt)- when Jerry’s daring her to eat off a stranger’s plate for 50 bucks. > > Elaine: How bout it, George? Would you do it? > George: For 50 bucks? I’d stick my face in the soup and blow! An egg roll? An “living in a society” is from the first one, I think. It’s when George and Jerry are at the airport waiting to pick up the girl who wants to stay with Jerry, and George asks someone what time it is. The guy directs him to a clock on the wall, and George says, “But you have a watch on.” As the guy walks away, George yells, “We’re living in a society!” Does he say it at the Chinese restaurant, too? Next one: “She had _man hands._” ---
**Author:** ![Chill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Chill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chill)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/18 "2004-06-23T19:19:06Z")
George: You don’t think she’d yadda yadda sex? Elaine: I’VE yadda yaddad sex. I went out with this guy from work, went to a nice restaurant, I had the lobster bisque, he came over to my apartment afterwards, and yadda yadda yadda, I never heard from him again. George: But you yadda yaddad over the best part. Eliane: No, I mentioned the bisque… ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/19 "2004-06-23T19:19:53Z")
Whoops, ignore my “egg roll” comment. I thought you were asking what Jerry was daring Elaine to eat off the stranger’s plate. It’s quotes, not trivia. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/20 "2004-06-23T19:26:03Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Does he say it at the Chinese restaurant, too? I think so- either when the red-haired guy won’t get off the phone or when the woman beats him to the phone after that. (How sad am I.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830.md?page=2)