# It's gold, Jerry. GOLD. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 23, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830 "2004-06-23T17:16:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/101 "2004-06-30T12:35:34Z")
_ **disqualification buzzer** _ I’ve shamed myself. Posting a quote that someone already posted (Bibliocat, of course). Oh the stain. My poor family. . . ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/102 "2004-06-30T14:18:02Z")
Yes, and as a forfeit you must buy us all a Big Salad, coffee and pie from Monk’s. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/103 "2004-06-30T14:20:34Z")
The elderly couple, talking about the painting of Kramer, in _“The Letter”_. “I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.” “I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.” “His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit.” “He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I cannot look away.” “He transcends time and space.” “He sickens me.” “I love it.” “Me, too.” ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/104 "2004-06-30T14:50:45Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Yes, and as a forfeit you must buy us all a Big Salad, coffee and pie from Monk’s. > 😃 _check pockets_ Would you settle for a chocalate bobka with a hair on it? 😛 I’ll throw in a black and white cookie. JERRY: I don’t feel so good. . . I think it was that cookie. ELAINE: Black and white not getting along? JERRY: It’s like I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/105 "2004-06-30T15:14:38Z")
KRAMER “you drove her to lesbianism, and I brought her back.” GEORGE “How do you figer that?” KRAMER “Hey… I’m _Kramer_ .” GEORGE"My parents caught me." ELAINE “Doing…what?” GEORGE “_you know_ .” JERRY "How can you _out_ me…I was never _IN!_ " ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/106 "2004-06-30T15:27:42Z")
Jerry: “Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side in harmony. It’s a wonderful thing, isn’t it?” Elaine: “You know, I often wonder what you’ll be like when you’re senile.” Jerry: “I’m looking forward to it.” Elaine: “Yeah, I think it’ll be a very smooth transition for you.” ---
**Author:** ![Anaptyxis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anaptyxis/32/3171_2.png) [@Anaptyxis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaptyxis)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830/107 "2004-06-30T15:50:27Z")
Ah, no one has my favorite yet. Jerry: “Ah, you’re crazy.” Kramer: “Am I? Or am I SO sane that you just blew your mind?!” Jerry: “It’s impossible!” Kramer: “Is it? Or is it SO possible that your head is spinning like a top?!” Jerry: “It can’t be.” Kramer: “Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?” [Kramer yell]YEEEEEAHHH![/Ky] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/its-gold-jerry-gold/251830.md?page=5)